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uyarndog.bsky.social
Mike Gordon
@uyarndog.bsky.social
I’m tired.
Special announcement: it’s gonna be out before the end of the year…2030.
August 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Experience breeds expertise!
July 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I wonder if there are any especially boring and unremarkable places in this game, or perhaps some interesting skyboxes to explore. Do you know anyone who could investigate?
February 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
True Video Game Fact: Games are dumb, so play dumb games!
December 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Oh no they finally caught you.
December 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Ding dong ding dong ding dong. Did you like that? I practiced all year long.
December 11, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I’d even skip the coffee and downgrade the hug to a firm handshake at this point.
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I bought this a while ago last time I saw the price drop. The best it could do was slightly below room temperature after running overnight, like 60 degrees. Its own manual says “do not operate continuously” - what kind of fridge do you only run occasionally?? Returned & refunded.
December 7, 2024 at 6:54 AM
It’s someone having a seizure on a synth keyboard while children sing “ding dong” that apparently required a whole year of practice.
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Yes, I do wanna know.
December 5, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Y’know…for kids!
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Thank you! Just what I needed!
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Can you help me with how to do that? I am worried I’ll forget the path to access Background Sounds and a shortcut would be perfect.
December 1, 2024 at 2:05 PM
We are all (presumably) grown-ass adults, and that means there’s only so much time available for games. Why spend that being frustrated when you could be having fun instead?
December 1, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Nah, they’re evergreen. My seven-year-old just got into them too and I couldn’t be happier. Like seeing them with fresh eyes.
December 1, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Jumping franchises, but made me think of this all-time great from an Assassin’s Creed NPC:

“That fool! He’s going to hurt himself; and when he does, I won’t help him!”
December 1, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I’d rather meet someone who got the ending for eating the fish and stopped there.
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I’ve never been able to meditate, but playing Powerwash Simulator is the closest I’ve gotten to what I imagine a zen-like state feels like.
November 26, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I don’t know your work, but all evidence suggests that I’d love it!
November 22, 2024 at 11:23 AM