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UwUwizard
@uwuwizard.bsky.social
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Award-nominated graphic novelist. The original Mithrandilf. Gay troublemaker, comics fiend, queer inspiration. he/himbo
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uwuwizard.bsky.social
tried reporting them a few different ways but nothing lets you submit screenshots. this is what I was sent, assumed you wanted crit on the html bc they said it should just take ten mins. hope you manage to get the account back or shut down.
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
Did you know that sucking the nipples of a king was an ancient Irish form of submission?
a photograph of an info plaque from the Dublin museum of archaeology including the choice phrase "sucking a king's nipples was an ancient Irish form of submission"
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
lmao and on the day of the ai age flagging rollout too. does this mean I can watch cartoons now without having my account locked?
August 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
literally got the same message from a different user just a second ago. looks like someone's farming through hacked accounts.
August 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
so fucked up bluesky won't let you send images in DMs bc I just got hit with my first scammer on here and was unable to reply with this image:
it's shadow the hedgehog from sonic adventure 2 saying "Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here"
August 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
@bastionland.bsky.social Hi Chris, wondering if you can help. We bought a copy of MB from @allrolledup.bsky.social which said it came with a free pdf copy. Book just arrived but no confirmation email or pdf unfortunately. Any chance you could issue us one through DMs so our Game Master can prep?
July 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
There is genuinely something spiritually nourishing about playing Gameboy outside in summer. Just impeccable vibes. Nothing but slay.
July 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
monday isnt real
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
Nosferatu was a great movie but it would have been way better if this had happened. #Nosferatu
January 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
love it when straights don't know the hanky code and then inadvertently telegraph to the world that they are a submissive bottom who loves to rim.
November 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
wizard wednesday supports the unions uwu
queer art of a gay wizard holding a sign that says cut profits not pay and also it's important to note that this is a slay uwu
February 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
hello bluesky
it is wizard wednesday
queer art of gay wizards kissing, text reads "uwu I whisper as I chad away into the infinite sunset"
February 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
another wizard wednesday before I uninstall social media until the next wizard wednesday ✨ (shout outs to my queer family xoxo)
queer art of two queer wizards, one dressed like ed teach from our flag means death and a cat and the caption reads, we'll get there one day, sibling... even if it takes us longer than normal
February 21, 2024 at 8:14 AM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
it's Wizard Wednesday again
day job wizard: ok babe I'm off to work I love you husbundo: babe! how do I get the TV onto prince of Persia? husbundo: which is it me: the Nintendo Switch ... the colourful one but you gotta make sure it's docked first husbundo: can you do it? husbundo: how do I jump me: A husbundo: which button is A 35 minutes later: TV: prince ghassan has been kidnapped husbundo: ugh!! there's too much story! when do I get to do fighting again?
February 21, 2024 at 8:00 AM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
✨ Husbundo and I wish you a very happy Wizard Wednesday and an additional very happy Kill All Straight People Day (our word for Valentine's Day). Also this comic is about Our Flag Means Death because it's everything I'm about UwU✨
queer comic of me n husbundo, both wizards. husbundo comes in like "babe have you seen my e m Forster biography -- oh no. oh no babe!!" gay art of big wizard pointing to the screen like "there's something in his beard babe!" and on the screen it's the bit from ofmd where Stede is like "there's something in your beard" gay wizard replies "babe it's been five months! five months!!! you've watched this episode 16 times!" gay wizard pointing at the TV like "this is happening babe!" and on the TV it's the bit from the gay pirate show where Lucius Spriggs is like "oh my god this is happening"
February 14, 2024 at 12:30 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
✨ motivation 4 u on this wizard wednesday ✨
it is a sassy gay wizard being gay and queer and fabulous in space with a cat and objects such as books and medication etc and the caption goes YOU ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE UNIVERSE YOU HOT BITCH
February 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
✨💖✨everything will be alright in the end✨💖✨
queer art of a wholesome gay wizard in a beautiful shoegaze cosmic dreamscape conjuring magic from their fingertips which emerge as glowing moustaches. the caption reads "chill baby! no worries, only mustache"
February 12, 2024 at 2:11 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
Have you ever been called a fake gay by gaytekeepers because you can't name all 56 songs of Madonna's Helvetica series? This comic is for you:
queer art of gay wizard and glowstick man and glowstick man is all like "WHAT?! YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER LISTENED TO MADONNA??" uwuwizard runs away thinkin like, "not knowing any queer/adjacent music made me wonder... am I a FAKE GAY??" gay wizard moment of clarity all like "but then I realised queerness is a MULTIPLICITY and there is no singular way to embody it..." cut to gay wizard in therapy and handsome therapist guy is all like "ok sure but you gotta stop putting on mountain goats songs at house parties, you're bumming people out". but i will not stop playing songs by The Mountain Goats. tmg go hard. fite me
February 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
uwu late capitalism uwu
#art #queer
it's a handsome wizard dressed in magicians assistant realness holding a hat with a cat with rabbit ears poking out of it and the caption goes *and for my next trick I'm going to make all my freakin time and money disappear*
February 9, 2024 at 2:26 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
this is legally an accepted reason to miss work, i am a lawyer as well as a wizard xoxo
queer art of a lil gay wizard being stood upon by a cat meow meow kitty cat cat catto and the caption goes "oh no i am quite helpless"
February 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
logging into other social media like
a bunch of robos in the comments telling me to send pics to another robo and im out here like "oh god i was depressed now im fighting for my life against robots"
February 8, 2024 at 1:13 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
before i go to bed, here is a lil ofmd fan comic i made about frenchie and lucius being fandom goblins (tag urself, im obviously frenchie) #OurFlagMeansDeath
caption: there are two kinds of smut fanartist (Frenchie and Lucius being lgbt coded as fuuuuck) Frenchie: alright loosh? writing up more of them fancy words n bits? Lucius: Frenchie can you come back another time? caption: fandom type 1: 'tasteful' smut -steamy passion -wholesome, artistic -elevated erotica (Lucius being gay and dramatic) Lucius: it's not finished!! Frenchie: I like how you managed to make them look sorta real-like the way they're going at it. caption: fandom type 2: absolutely unhinged type smut -indefensibly horny -feral yet iconic -eyeball emoji x4 -questionable draughtsmanship (Frenchie showing Lucius his own queer art) Frenchie: but what do you make of THIS??? Lucius: What's...? Frenchie: that's his kraken armbs. in the Arris. Lucius: I like how... creative it is. (Lucius takes the paper and starts amending Frenchie's drawing) Lucius: this is how you draw a retracting foreskin though Frenchie: oh wow
February 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
almost forgot to share my favourite meme about it being wednesday this week
#motivation
it is a tweet and it says "do not let the sadness of the swamp get to you. you have to try. you are my dude and it is wednesday" only the words dude and it is wednesday have been added in by someone else. i don't know what it said before. it is maybe my favourite meme about it being wednesday
February 7, 2024 at 6:40 PM
uwuwizard.bsky.social
it is cat, say henlo to cat
cat time cat time cat cat cat cat cat catto cat meow meow cat cat mew cat cat cat meow cat meow meow cat cat kitty also what's up hey thanks for reading
February 7, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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gay wizard scientists have been in your brain and this is what they've uncovered
inside of you are two wizards (the urge to swap twitter for bluesky vs the urge to disappear from social media entirely)
February 7, 2024 at 8:15 AM