watch me turn all my socials into vtuber fan account because holy shit i keep pushing the stream date

hitting my best animal crossing impression only to get hit with the 'who's crying?' by my mother

Napping time ft Tiny~

Nothing sexier than a person with a moral compass ARF ARF ARFF ARF

Instagrams repost button deserves a special placeee innn HELLL, WHY IS IT SO CLOSE TO THE COMMENT SECTION BUTTON!!! HELLOOOO?!!!

My favorite thing about being chronically ill is telling the doctor "Hey I don't feel well," then they steal all my blood. Then they're like, "Yeah, that one lab is weird. anyways, come back if you don't feel well." So then I go back, and then they steal more blood-

happiness could infact be consuming half cold fried chicken in the dark

I've only ever had like the canned versions but holy shit this is so good

The dolma monster

I want to scarf down some dolma like how cookie monster scarfs down cookies

I feel like my joints are attached with some really shit eyelash glue that comes free with a $1.99 eyelash set.

What's a really cool weapon I can learn to wield while bedridden and fragile? I wanna impress the hoes next Renaissance faire.