Uwe Ross 📎
@uweross.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇺🇸 Americanized German, Ex-Military, Engineer Forever. Passionate about senior care.
I love my dogs and history.
Husband to the best wife ever @laurarae.bsky.social.
I love my dogs and history.
Husband to the best wife ever @laurarae.bsky.social.
Keep going until you are small enough to get out easily. 😎😉
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Keep going until you are small enough to get out easily. 😎😉
If you go into the dryer yourself you shrink also. 🤪
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you go into the dryer yourself you shrink also. 🤪
Good afternoon SB.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good afternoon SB.
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All that, but apparently I is stupid in English. 😎
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November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
All that, but apparently I is stupid in English. 😎
It’s the hot dryer shrinkage. 😉
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November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s the hot dryer shrinkage. 😉
Good morning Janet.
So it not from me growing out of my clothes??
So it not from me growing out of my clothes??
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November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good morning Janet.
So it not from me growing out of my clothes??
So it not from me growing out of my clothes??
Hmmm. Now you triggered my EE sense. A switch is digital. Even a big one. 😉🤪
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November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hmmm. Now you triggered my EE sense. A switch is digital. Even a big one. 😉🤪
I’ll get there. I am sure of it.
Hey Swampy! 👋😉
Hey Swampy! 👋😉
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November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’ll get there. I am sure of it.
Hey Swampy! 👋😉
Hey Swampy! 👋😉
… yeah. Me too. 😉
Mornin’ Swampy. ☕️👋🙂🌧️
Mornin’ Swampy. ☕️👋🙂🌧️
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November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
… yeah. Me too. 😉
Mornin’ Swampy. ☕️👋🙂🌧️
Mornin’ Swampy. ☕️👋🙂🌧️
Hey hey hey!
No rubbing this stuff on each other. 😳
No rubbing this stuff on each other. 😳
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hey hey hey!
No rubbing this stuff on each other. 😳
No rubbing this stuff on each other. 😳
Lalalala. I can’t hear you. 😬
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lalalala. I can’t hear you. 😬
It’s actually relatively well known.
Brocken Hexe in the Harz mountains.
Still celebrated on Walpurgisnacht, when fires are lit she is said to bless the earth, call for spring, and ask protection for the valley.
This type of healer was called a witch when Christian priests saw competition.
Brocken Hexe in the Harz mountains.
Still celebrated on Walpurgisnacht, when fires are lit she is said to bless the earth, call for spring, and ask protection for the valley.
This type of healer was called a witch when Christian priests saw competition.
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s actually relatively well known.
Brocken Hexe in the Harz mountains.
Still celebrated on Walpurgisnacht, when fires are lit she is said to bless the earth, call for spring, and ask protection for the valley.
This type of healer was called a witch when Christian priests saw competition.
Brocken Hexe in the Harz mountains.
Still celebrated on Walpurgisnacht, when fires are lit she is said to bless the earth, call for spring, and ask protection for the valley.
This type of healer was called a witch when Christian priests saw competition.
Could be silly goblin.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Could be silly goblin.
If I don’t know it …. did it really happen ? 🥸🤷🏼♂️
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If I don’t know it …. did it really happen ? 🥸🤷🏼♂️
Better! Right?
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November 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Better! Right?
You apparently can have it all. Beard, redhead and curls! 😂
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November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You apparently can have it all. Beard, redhead and curls! 😂
I’ll be ready! 👋
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November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’ll be ready! 👋
Too late for my oatmeal. 😉
Maybe tomorrow…
Maybe tomorrow…
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Too late for my oatmeal. 😉
Maybe tomorrow…
Maybe tomorrow…
The high frequency of the microwave will scramble your brain. Smart. They will never detect you!
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November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The high frequency of the microwave will scramble your brain. Smart. They will never detect you!
Happy Sunday to you too! 😉🤗
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Sunday to you too! 😉🤗