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Someday Tracy
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Recovering optimist
BAM!
October 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Fascists have a very low tolerance for mockery. They fear mockery and with good reason. If they react violently against these people, it gets airtime and they don't look like scary all-powerful stormtroopers anymore. They look like weak, butthurt idiots. They become a joke. They become demoralized.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Two of the funniest comments heard on The Majority Report today:

1) "What is Stephen Miller's..." Google search autocompletes with "height" now.

2) 5'10 is a very 5'8 thing to say.
October 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hello little guy who stopped by my window for lunch!
October 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oklahoma State superintendent Ryan Walters is a piece of work. He's going after schools that refused to have a moment of silence at noon yesterday. (To be clear, they already do a daily moment of silence in the morning.) He's going after teachers who dared to mention Kirk. Hello, McCarthyism.
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I reposted something earlier it's been reported that RFK, Jr is planning to increase restrictions on the COVID vaccine. So far, the scoop is they want to raise the age criteria to 75. I don't know if they're going to rework what counts as high risk. I triple vaxxed w/flu, COVID, and pneumonia. Ouch🥂
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A grand jury refused to indict Sandwich Guy. Viva la Resistance!
August 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We put out a water dish for the random critters that stroll through our yard because it gets so hot in Austin. Of course, we end up having to refill it before nightfall because those feathers aren't gonna clean themselves.
August 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sean Charles Dunn, this you?
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
July 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Quick! Somebody needs to tell Joey Chestnut before it's too late!!
July 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That's some pig
July 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
June 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
June 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'd argue that policing has its problems, too, but I still agree with the overall message here.
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh, but for this, I can still respect him
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is so very dangerous. These people act as if AI is some super-intelligent infallible technology, but ask it to list all the US states that contain the letter r and it includes Massachusetts while excluding Rhode Island and Vermont. And you want to trust it with human lives?!
April 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm positive you are a Nazi, Elon, and so are your friends.
March 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Violent Femmes
ACL Live Austin,TX
03/21/25

One of the best live performances I've seen in a while.
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just saw a clip of Jesse Waters going on about what real masculinity is and it's always defined by things you shouldn't do. Constant policing. Ex:"Don't eat soup in public" (no explanation given) and "Don't drink from a straw" (because it makes your lips look effeminate). Why is the right so weird?
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Happy first day of spring!
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Facebook poster paraphrased: "It's Saturday at SXSW. Why are the streets so empty?! It used to be crowded with lots of bands to see. What happened?!"

Best response:
March 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Let's start the day with some ruminating. That's always fun. Maybe oversharing and then let's see if I can also go over that mistake I made in 1991. (Comic by Hannah Hillam)
March 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I know what you're thinking. And yeah, night life in Austin is bonkers!
March 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM