Just Some Other Guy
@utopianalt.bsky.social
NSFW. Just some guy in Texas. This is my alt. Here for the view, always like chatting. He/Him. 48, married, top, soft dom, ardent ass-eater, friendly, back-yard yeoman farmer, your dad. DMs open.
Older posts periodically deleted, because who cares.
Older posts periodically deleted, because who cares.
I'm 6" around and this one is perfect - the smaller opening is a little tight (but not unpleasant), and the larger end is perfect.
July 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm 6" around and this one is perfect - the smaller opening is a little tight (but not unpleasant), and the larger end is perfect.
Also easier to clean up. Cleaning a fleshlight is a borderline dealbreaker lol
June 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Also easier to clean up. Cleaning a fleshlight is a borderline dealbreaker lol
🙌 love that, always feels like an accomplishment lol
June 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
🙌 love that, always feels like an accomplishment lol
Anterior in the anatomical sense, in that my cock is leaking from thinking about it, sure!
June 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anterior in the anatomical sense, in that my cock is leaking from thinking about it, sure!
You should come park that on my face 🥵
June 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You should come park that on my face 🥵
Fuck that's hot...
June 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuck that's hot...
"I heard y'all like notifications, so I put some notifications about notifications inside these other notifications that Outlook also notifies you about" -Microsoft Teams, probably
June 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"I heard y'all like notifications, so I put some notifications about notifications inside these other notifications that Outlook also notifies you about" -Microsoft Teams, probably
Goddamn buddy! 🥵
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Goddamn buddy! 🥵
Get you pregnant 😈
May 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Get you pregnant 😈