Up The Cherries In All Depts
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Up The Cherries! 👍🍒 #afcb
Up The Cherries! 👍🍒 #afcb
Despite a 100 mile trip, my grandson built up 6 home pts last season (2 friendlies, 2 U21s & 2 Women's).
Not even enough for the only home #afcb friendly unless it goes to 1 point. He may end the season with fewer points than he started with. Disappointing!
Not even enough for the only home #afcb friendly unless it goes to 1 point. He may end the season with fewer points than he started with. Disappointing!
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Despite a 100 mile trip, my grandson built up 6 home pts last season (2 friendlies, 2 U21s & 2 Women's).
Not even enough for the only home #afcb friendly unless it goes to 1 point. He may end the season with fewer points than he started with. Disappointing!
Not even enough for the only home #afcb friendly unless it goes to 1 point. He may end the season with fewer points than he started with. Disappointing!
Interim update on #afcb squad age/contract length. Let me know of errors/omissions. I've included returning loanees. A few missing as Transfermarkt doesn't show contract date.
I'll update it again when the window closes.
NB: I was asked for this on Twitter so I'll have to post it there too.
I'll update it again when the window closes.
NB: I was asked for this on Twitter so I'll have to post it there too.
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Interim update on #afcb squad age/contract length. Let me know of errors/omissions. I've included returning loanees. A few missing as Transfermarkt doesn't show contract date.
I'll update it again when the window closes.
NB: I was asked for this on Twitter so I'll have to post it there too.
I'll update it again when the window closes.
NB: I was asked for this on Twitter so I'll have to post it there too.
I bailed out at half-time to watch a Polish crime drama. I think I got the best deal. Dear me!
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I bailed out at half-time to watch a Polish crime drama. I think I got the best deal. Dear me!
Hypothetical question about #afcb ticket price.
They didn’t go up for 6/7 years before we got to the PL. If we’d never made it and were still in L1/2, would they be:
a) lower, to attract a full crowd to see that level of football; or
b) higher, as it would be our main revenue source?
They didn’t go up for 6/7 years before we got to the PL. If we’d never made it and were still in L1/2, would they be:
a) lower, to attract a full crowd to see that level of football; or
b) higher, as it would be our main revenue source?
June 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hypothetical question about #afcb ticket price.
They didn’t go up for 6/7 years before we got to the PL. If we’d never made it and were still in L1/2, would they be:
a) lower, to attract a full crowd to see that level of football; or
b) higher, as it would be our main revenue source?
They didn’t go up for 6/7 years before we got to the PL. If we’d never made it and were still in L1/2, would they be:
a) lower, to attract a full crowd to see that level of football; or
b) higher, as it would be our main revenue source?
It’s that time of the year with no football and our club is failing miserably to make hourly announcements so I’ll do it…
- Iraola signs 10 year contract;
- Kerkez turns down a move to “finish the project at #AFCB”;
- max pts holders can buy season tickets;
- all prices frozen forever.
- Iraola signs 10 year contract;
- Kerkez turns down a move to “finish the project at #AFCB”;
- max pts holders can buy season tickets;
- all prices frozen forever.
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It’s that time of the year with no football and our club is failing miserably to make hourly announcements so I’ll do it…
- Iraola signs 10 year contract;
- Kerkez turns down a move to “finish the project at #AFCB”;
- max pts holders can buy season tickets;
- all prices frozen forever.
- Iraola signs 10 year contract;
- Kerkez turns down a move to “finish the project at #AFCB”;
- max pts holders can buy season tickets;
- all prices frozen forever.
#afcb 2024/25 v 2023/24 stats:
Pts ⬆️ 8 (16.7%)
Pos ⬆️ 3 (15%)
Won ⬆️ 2 (15.4%)
Lost ⬇️ 4 (25%)
Scored ⬆️ 4 (7.4%)
Conceded ⬇️ 21 (31.3%) ⬅️ wow!!
World class Performance Centre open
Repurchased Dean Court
Profit on Huijsen: £13,795 for every PL minute played! ⬅️ also wow!!
Not a bad season.
Pts ⬆️ 8 (16.7%)
Pos ⬆️ 3 (15%)
Won ⬆️ 2 (15.4%)
Lost ⬇️ 4 (25%)
Scored ⬆️ 4 (7.4%)
Conceded ⬇️ 21 (31.3%) ⬅️ wow!!
World class Performance Centre open
Repurchased Dean Court
Profit on Huijsen: £13,795 for every PL minute played! ⬅️ also wow!!
Not a bad season.
May 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
#afcb 2024/25 v 2023/24 stats:
Pts ⬆️ 8 (16.7%)
Pos ⬆️ 3 (15%)
Won ⬆️ 2 (15.4%)
Lost ⬇️ 4 (25%)
Scored ⬆️ 4 (7.4%)
Conceded ⬇️ 21 (31.3%) ⬅️ wow!!
World class Performance Centre open
Repurchased Dean Court
Profit on Huijsen: £13,795 for every PL minute played! ⬅️ also wow!!
Not a bad season.
Pts ⬆️ 8 (16.7%)
Pos ⬆️ 3 (15%)
Won ⬆️ 2 (15.4%)
Lost ⬇️ 4 (25%)
Scored ⬆️ 4 (7.4%)
Conceded ⬇️ 21 (31.3%) ⬅️ wow!!
World class Performance Centre open
Repurchased Dean Court
Profit on Huijsen: £13,795 for every PL minute played! ⬅️ also wow!!
Not a bad season.
Fun fact: Leicester finished on 25pts and a GD of -47. It means Enes Unal's stunning 90th min equaliser v West Ham on 16th Dec (GW 16) made us 'retrospectively' mathematically safe!
That is 6 game weeks earlier than our previous best last year.
That is 6 game weeks earlier than our previous best last year.
May 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fun fact: Leicester finished on 25pts and a GD of -47. It means Enes Unal's stunning 90th min equaliser v West Ham on 16th Dec (GW 16) made us 'retrospectively' mathematically safe!
That is 6 game weeks earlier than our previous best last year.
That is 6 game weeks earlier than our previous best last year.
#afcb bought Dean Huijsen from Juventus for £12.8m;
Sold to Real Madrid for £50m;
10% of profit to Juventus (£3.72m).
If he plays the whole game on Sunday he’ll have played 2,500 PL mins.
That is a profit of £13,392 per minute!
Sold to Real Madrid for £50m;
10% of profit to Juventus (£3.72m).
If he plays the whole game on Sunday he’ll have played 2,500 PL mins.
That is a profit of £13,392 per minute!
May 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
#afcb bought Dean Huijsen from Juventus for £12.8m;
Sold to Real Madrid for £50m;
10% of profit to Juventus (£3.72m).
If he plays the whole game on Sunday he’ll have played 2,500 PL mins.
That is a profit of £13,392 per minute!
Sold to Real Madrid for £50m;
10% of profit to Juventus (£3.72m).
If he plays the whole game on Sunday he’ll have played 2,500 PL mins.
That is a profit of £13,392 per minute!
New world record for VAR?
58:52 Forest get a free kick
60:07 Free kick taken (1:15 delay)
60:09 Goal scored (VAR check)
66:23 Goal confirmed (6:14 delay)
66:43 West Ham kick-off
Before VAR we had to go with the ref.
Surely VAR should have max 30 secs to prove the ref wrong?
58:52 Forest get a free kick
60:07 Free kick taken (1:15 delay)
60:09 Goal scored (VAR check)
66:23 Goal confirmed (6:14 delay)
66:43 West Ham kick-off
Before VAR we had to go with the ref.
Surely VAR should have max 30 secs to prove the ref wrong?
May 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
New world record for VAR?
58:52 Forest get a free kick
60:07 Free kick taken (1:15 delay)
60:09 Goal scored (VAR check)
66:23 Goal confirmed (6:14 delay)
66:43 West Ham kick-off
Before VAR we had to go with the ref.
Surely VAR should have max 30 secs to prove the ref wrong?
58:52 Forest get a free kick
60:07 Free kick taken (1:15 delay)
60:09 Goal scored (VAR check)
66:23 Goal confirmed (6:14 delay)
66:43 West Ham kick-off
Before VAR we had to go with the ref.
Surely VAR should have max 30 secs to prove the ref wrong?
Whatever happens these 5 clubs will end the season 8th to 12th (though it could be in any order). There is a certain similarity in all 5 of them and their recent history. #afcb
May 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Whatever happens these 5 clubs will end the season 8th to 12th (though it could be in any order). There is a certain similarity in all 5 of them and their recent history. #afcb
Assuming Huijsen actually does play the last 2 games for #afcb, (and I hope we do get the chance to say goodbye) what happens if he picks up a serious injury?
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Assuming Huijsen actually does play the last 2 games for #afcb, (and I hope we do get the chance to say goodbye) what happens if he picks up a serious injury?
That’s as ridiculous as the Kluivert one against Chelsea.
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That’s as ridiculous as the Kluivert one against Chelsea.
2024/25 is the first PL season #afcb have not even flirted with relegation.
We have never been lower than 14th - match week 2 after 2 draws. (It should've been 6th but for Dango's 'handball goal'!)
In fact, since beating Spurs in match week 14 we have not been out of the top half.
We have never been lower than 14th - match week 2 after 2 draws. (It should've been 6th but for Dango's 'handball goal'!)
In fact, since beating Spurs in match week 14 we have not been out of the top half.
May 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
2024/25 is the first PL season #afcb have not even flirted with relegation.
We have never been lower than 14th - match week 2 after 2 draws. (It should've been 6th but for Dango's 'handball goal'!)
In fact, since beating Spurs in match week 14 we have not been out of the top half.
We have never been lower than 14th - match week 2 after 2 draws. (It should've been 6th but for Dango's 'handball goal'!)
In fact, since beating Spurs in match week 14 we have not been out of the top half.
Everton, Man Utd, Spurs, Wolves & West Ham all won cups in the 50s & 60s, have massive stadiums and yet #afcb will finish above all of them in the world’s greatest league.
That can’t be right. Something HAS to be done about the stupid points system. It’s ruining the game.
That can’t be right. Something HAS to be done about the stupid points system. It’s ruining the game.
May 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Everton, Man Utd, Spurs, Wolves & West Ham all won cups in the 50s & 60s, have massive stadiums and yet #afcb will finish above all of them in the world’s greatest league.
That can’t be right. Something HAS to be done about the stupid points system. It’s ruining the game.
That can’t be right. Something HAS to be done about the stupid points system. It’s ruining the game.
If you were at the Emirates yesterday you probably think you had a pretty good day. But I was at the Emirates yesterday on my birthday. Many thanks for the wonderful gifts #afcb
May 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you were at the Emirates yesterday you probably think you had a pretty good day. But I was at the Emirates yesterday on my birthday. Many thanks for the wonderful gifts #afcb
Good news re Eva! We know #afcb can’t get the pts back even though we ‘know’ we would’ve held on. But…
If such an error caused a club to miss a title or get relegated (as in 2020), would/could they sue?
“It’s always us”, “club badge” etc, but is there any data on such things for all clubs?
If such an error caused a club to miss a title or get relegated (as in 2020), would/could they sue?
“It’s always us”, “club badge” etc, but is there any data on such things for all clubs?
April 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Good news re Eva! We know #afcb can’t get the pts back even though we ‘know’ we would’ve held on. But…
If such an error caused a club to miss a title or get relegated (as in 2020), would/could they sue?
“It’s always us”, “club badge” etc, but is there any data on such things for all clubs?
If such an error caused a club to miss a title or get relegated (as in 2020), would/could they sue?
“It’s always us”, “club badge” etc, but is there any data on such things for all clubs?
It’s easy to get carried away with Bill’s announcement. When he says “within 2½ years” I think he meant from when planning permission is granted, not today.
Not all local residents will be in favour but do we have a majority of councillors on board?
How much can be done without planning?
#afcb
Not all local residents will be in favour but do we have a majority of councillors on board?
How much can be done without planning?
#afcb
April 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s easy to get carried away with Bill’s announcement. When he says “within 2½ years” I think he meant from when planning permission is granted, not today.
Not all local residents will be in favour but do we have a majority of councillors on board?
How much can be done without planning?
#afcb
Not all local residents will be in favour but do we have a majority of councillors on board?
How much can be done without planning?
#afcb
Eddie Howe back at work less than a fortnight after being hospitalised with pneumonia. I really hope he is fit and well enough rather than pressurised by either his bosses or (more likely) himself.
April 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Eddie Howe back at work less than a fortnight after being hospitalised with pneumonia. I really hope he is fit and well enough rather than pressurised by either his bosses or (more likely) himself.