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thelettuceman (he/him)
@usurpedlettuce.bsky.social
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Probably too far left for this service.

Native New Englander, non-native Virginian.

Polytheism | Theology | Heathenry | Firearms | Anarchism | Stoicism

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usurpedlettuce.bsky.social
Same energy.
That Nicolas Cage / Pedro Pascal meme.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
A three-part collage of two cats, the top most photo is the pair of them together on a bed. Center is Oscar, a large orange and white 'creamcicle' colored cat, and next to him is a very anxious black cat with wide eyes named Rigby. The bottom two photos are close-ups of the first. Rigby looks like he's monologuing Roy Batty's 'Tears in the Rain' monologue from Blade Runner. He has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Bsky's trending algorithm is definitely forcing the most important topics to the front:
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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A ring of Spider-Men all pointing at each other.
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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In searching for the Tennessee explosion here, I noticed something. You can filter by "Latest". But we can't filter our timelines (Friends, Discover) by this feature.

Assholes.
An image of Bluesky's search page ("Tennessee explosion", 10/10/2025 at 1813 DST) showing "Top", "Latest", "People", and "Feeds" as filter options.
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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A screenshot of a footnote from the 1949 book "The Divine and the Human" by Nikolai Berdyaev, which read, "1. This was once revealed to me in a dream."
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
usurpedlettuce.bsky.social
Lol, lmao.
A cover of Lucas MIles's book "Pagan Threat: Confronting America's Godless Uprising".
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I sort of feel that SCOTUS' decision yesterday should warrant more trending activity on Bluesky and not whatever the fuck this is:
Bluesky's trending topics list as of 9.9.2025 at 16:50 EST. The list is 1.iPhone, 2. AirPods Pro 3, 3. Epstein Files, 4. Nepal Protests, 5. Apple.
September 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
usurpedlettuce.bsky.social
I..suppose I've had this fan a bit longer than previously thought.
A cropped image of the underside of an off-white (aged) Holmes oscillating 12" desk fan. Image shows the product label which reads: Holmes Products Corp. Milford, MA 01757. MADE IN CHINA, serviced in U.SA, Model HASF-1301K. Electric FAN 12" 120V 60Hz 0.5 AMPS AC only. Date of production is 11-91.
September 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Me, upon hearing that last year's "Study Club" at my stepchildren's elementary school is now openly calling itself the "Good News Club" and is actively trying to recruit students to study the Bible:
Kashigi Yabushige (Tadanobu Asano) in Shogun saying "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense."
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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My (@usurpedlettuce) comment which reads "I see the vacuous shitheads trying to manufacture consent and outrage for Newsom's hypothetical nomination have migrated from Threads to here." In response to Blue Gal (@blueistheonlyway)'s comment "For all the morons saying they'd never vote for Gavin Newsom, wake the F up1 Purity tests is what got us here. We are facing certain mass casualties of Americans in death camps. If Newsom can win, he's got my vote. You dumb f*ck purists never learn a g*dd*mned thing!"
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The funny thing is, I was agreeing with this statement:
Clearsky image of my (@usurpedlettuce) response to @xianresistance's comment which read ""Low IQ" is an ableist dog whistle. I expect it from trump[sic], he hates disabled people. It's worse coming from our side because we're supposed to know better. It's the 21st century. Be a better person."
July 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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AND I SAID

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A green and black cicada on an invasive Japanese honeysuckle, clearly contemplating what caused it to emerge into this hell world.
July 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The Oscar in my life recognizes the Oscar in yours.
June 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Pam from "the Office".
June 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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And the land seal.
A one-eyed medium hair tabby cat in a patch of sun on a vinyl floor.
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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🤔
A woman behind a sign that reads "If Kamala were president we'd be at brunch". Protest unknown, from threads.
June 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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I have a Rigby, too!
A black cat stares sternly at you.
June 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A picture of a cicada on a leaf. The text reads "Come, friend. Scream with us."
June 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Stolen from @carolinanativenursery on IG.
An image of a cicada on a green leaf with the text "Come, friend. Scream with us." Courtesy of Carolina Native Nursery.
June 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Meanwhile on the liberal hellhole that is Reddit's front page:
Screenshot from r/adviceanimals featuring the Sudden Clarity Clarence meme. Meme reads "If Biden deported more people than Trump without nationwide protests that would mean Trump is the problem." Meme has 13k upvotes and 344 comments.
June 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I'll miss you, Wheylord:
June 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Hello there. #gardening #tomatoes #romatomato
Close up image of a Roma II tomato plant with young fruit growing.
June 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM