Tommy
@ustillup.bsky.social
Jester in a court of clowns, I love to laugh, im friggen irate. I love hive mind books. they/them
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Tommy
@ustillup.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Aye aye aye aye lemme off the ride lemme off lemme off!!!! The lap belt is crushing my mound bro lemme off!!!
I quit smoking shweed almost a year ago and holy hell now I can run without sounding like a stalling car
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I quit smoking shweed almost a year ago and holy hell now I can run without sounding like a stalling car
I’m one a dose wife guys I fear… I’m just obsessed with her. Lemme look upon her for days, weeks. I love her more than the mountains and the moon
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m one a dose wife guys I fear… I’m just obsessed with her. Lemme look upon her for days, weeks. I love her more than the mountains and the moon
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I joked about the fludde last night and woke up to our closet flooding…. Awful of me
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I joked about the fludde last night and woke up to our closet flooding…. Awful of me
In a brave and unprecedented move I have made a whole wheat loaf… she stirs, in the oven. She doesn’t know she’s my most beautiful boule so far
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In a brave and unprecedented move I have made a whole wheat loaf… she stirs, in the oven. She doesn’t know she’s my most beautiful boule so far
Oh critter my critter
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh critter my critter
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
My wife’s coworkers are all constantly trying to fuck each other and there are two thoughts I have about this 1. I would never in my life ever want to sleep with someone I work with no matter how hot they are or how horny I am and 2. Ok So none of these people have a single goddamn hobby
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My wife’s coworkers are all constantly trying to fuck each other and there are two thoughts I have about this 1. I would never in my life ever want to sleep with someone I work with no matter how hot they are or how horny I am and 2. Ok So none of these people have a single goddamn hobby
Not enough of you boogers have seen the secret of nimh by Mormon don bluth
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Not enough of you boogers have seen the secret of nimh by Mormon don bluth
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I have friends!!!! Who I really like!!!! And a wife!!!! Who I really love!!!! I’ll let the rest fall from my mind like water in cupped palms
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have friends!!!! Who I really like!!!! And a wife!!!! Who I really love!!!! I’ll let the rest fall from my mind like water in cupped palms
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Just a little critter >:)
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just a little critter >:)
Im crafting a former hive mind dnd character n i could make it angsty as a fuck or silly as a billy…. Maybe we start silly and slowly slip into bone deep sad
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Im crafting a former hive mind dnd character n i could make it angsty as a fuck or silly as a billy…. Maybe we start silly and slowly slip into bone deep sad
My children have risen, Jesus crust
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My children have risen, Jesus crust
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Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
Bro was an evil old fuck he couldn’t die enough times to make up for his rank presence on this planet
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bro was an evil old fuck he couldn’t die enough times to make up for his rank presence on this planet
Thank god every day that mads mikkelsen never got turkey teeth
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Thank god every day that mads mikkelsen never got turkey teeth
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I got hospitalized as a teen for a shuicide ahtempt and my parents asked my big sister what books they should bring to me, lovely big sister reccomended Girl Interrupted and Norwegian Wood. Our parents taught us to hate each other so to this day idk if those choices were intentional or not lmfao
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I got hospitalized as a teen for a shuicide ahtempt and my parents asked my big sister what books they should bring to me, lovely big sister reccomended Girl Interrupted and Norwegian Wood. Our parents taught us to hate each other so to this day idk if those choices were intentional or not lmfao
I feeling increasingly paternal towards my sourdough loaves… my starter… my babies
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feeling increasingly paternal towards my sourdough loaves… my starter… my babies
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Tim Jacobus, Welcome to Horrorland, 1993
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Tim Jacobus, Welcome to Horrorland, 1993