[USSF] Mook
@ussf.bsky.social
Former USAF (1C6) & USSF (5S) member just posting into the void.
Opinions are my own.
Opinions are my own.
Looks like the Wookies and Ewoks are fighting again.
May 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Looks like the Wookies and Ewoks are fighting again.
A long time ago… in a subcontinent far, far away…
India deployed the Death Cow.
Pakistan countered with the Nuclear Camel.
Peace talks failed after Jabba ate the treaty.
So they settled it the traditional way—
Zero-gravity cricket.
India deployed the Death Cow.
Pakistan countered with the Nuclear Camel.
Peace talks failed after Jabba ate the treaty.
So they settled it the traditional way—
Zero-gravity cricket.
April 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A long time ago… in a subcontinent far, far away…
India deployed the Death Cow.
Pakistan countered with the Nuclear Camel.
Peace talks failed after Jabba ate the treaty.
So they settled it the traditional way—
Zero-gravity cricket.
India deployed the Death Cow.
Pakistan countered with the Nuclear Camel.
Peace talks failed after Jabba ate the treaty.
So they settled it the traditional way—
Zero-gravity cricket.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there's a lot of talk among the stormtroopers that the real reason we blew up Alderaan is due to unfavorable rulings by the planet judiciary.
As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there's a lot of talk among the stormtroopers that the real reason we blew up Alderaan is due to unfavorable rulings by the planet judiciary.
Been a while since I made a post.
*ahem*
Die, rebel scum!
...
Nailed it.
*ahem*
Die, rebel scum!
...
Nailed it.
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Been a while since I made a post.
*ahem*
Die, rebel scum!
...
Nailed it.
*ahem*
Die, rebel scum!
...
Nailed it.
I'm sure the Emperor will jump on the bandwagon and launch Sithcoin after this nonsense.
January 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'm sure the Emperor will jump on the bandwagon and launch Sithcoin after this nonsense.
Anyone hear about the destruction of Alderaan?
No?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
No?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
January 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone hear about the destruction of Alderaan?
No?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
No?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
Lose one little droid and it's all "oOOoooOooh I'm gonna force choke you and throw you out the airlock."
Screw you, you asthmatic light brite.
Screw you, you asthmatic light brite.
January 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lose one little droid and it's all "oOOoooOooh I'm gonna force choke you and throw you out the airlock."
Screw you, you asthmatic light brite.
Screw you, you asthmatic light brite.
This is a very weird day.
January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is a very weird day.
Shit.
Those *were* the droids I was looking for.
Those *were* the droids I was looking for.
December 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Shit.
Those *were* the droids I was looking for.
Those *were* the droids I was looking for.
Don't forget to set out blue milk and cookies for Vaderclause.
a merry sithmas greeting card shows a staircase decorated for christmas
ALT: a merry sithmas greeting card shows a staircase decorated for christmas
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December 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Don't forget to set out blue milk and cookies for Vaderclause.
Fun fact:
The cantina band was actually going to be named The Queefers before settling on Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes as it was already taken by the cast of The View.
The cantina band was actually going to be named The Queefers before settling on Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes as it was already taken by the cast of The View.
December 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Fun fact:
The cantina band was actually going to be named The Queefers before settling on Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes as it was already taken by the cast of The View.
The cantina band was actually going to be named The Queefers before settling on Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes as it was already taken by the cast of The View.
Are the app crashes a reminder feature to get off the phone or a bug?
December 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Are the app crashes a reminder feature to get off the phone or a bug?
Ya know, it would have been normal for Luke and Leia to be weirded out after finding out they're siblings... but they weren't...
*galactic banjo*
*galactic banjo*
December 22, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Ya know, it would have been normal for Luke and Leia to be weirded out after finding out they're siblings... but they weren't...
*galactic banjo*
*galactic banjo*
Do you think Han has to style Chewie?
chewbacca is holding a hair dryer in front of han solo .
ALT: chewbacca is holding a hair dryer in front of han solo .
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December 21, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Do you think Han has to style Chewie?
Dependa on the loose flirting with new personnel.
Last seen in trash compactor 3263827 near the Detention Block AA-23.
Last seen in trash compactor 3263827 near the Detention Block AA-23.
December 21, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Dependa on the loose flirting with new personnel.
Last seen in trash compactor 3263827 near the Detention Block AA-23.
Last seen in trash compactor 3263827 near the Detention Block AA-23.
This app crashes more than a drunk podracer.
December 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
This app crashes more than a drunk podracer.
Imperial commissary has allowed the sale of raw blue milk.
No thanks, ya nerf herders.
No thanks, ya nerf herders.
December 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Imperial commissary has allowed the sale of raw blue milk.
No thanks, ya nerf herders.
No thanks, ya nerf herders.
I bet Yoda lived in a swamp to cover up his horrific little baby farts.
December 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I bet Yoda lived in a swamp to cover up his horrific little baby farts.
So, can you, like, unfreeze just the lower half of someone in carbonite or...?
Asking for a lonely friend.
Asking for a lonely friend.
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 AM
So, can you, like, unfreeze just the lower half of someone in carbonite or...?
Asking for a lonely friend.
Asking for a lonely friend.
Getting a lot of complaints in HR about Darth's chokey thing.
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Getting a lot of complaints in HR about Darth's chokey thing.
My safe word is the Chewbacca yell.
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My safe word is the Chewbacca yell.
This Thanksgiving the Empire is thankful for your unwavering obedience to the cause and the fact that no one ever questions what happened to Alderaan.
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This Thanksgiving the Empire is thankful for your unwavering obedience to the cause and the fact that no one ever questions what happened to Alderaan.
Be a responsible pet owner.
Spay or neuter your Ewok *before* you end up with an unwanted litter.
Spay or neuter your Ewok *before* you end up with an unwanted litter.
November 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Be a responsible pet owner.
Spay or neuter your Ewok *before* you end up with an unwanted litter.
Spay or neuter your Ewok *before* you end up with an unwanted litter.
What's the deductible on a Death Star, anyway?
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 PM
What's the deductible on a Death Star, anyway?
Anyone know how to cover up a small thermal exhaust port? Asking for a friend.
November 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Anyone know how to cover up a small thermal exhaust port? Asking for a friend.