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A black and white photo of Mystery Science Theater 3000 theater silhouettes. They’re watching Night of the Blood Beast. The scene is an X-ray showing 9 little Zillas growing inside YOU!
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Another wig :(
I would never LEGO Beverly.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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/Deep Space Stein jumps the bridge horseshoe to defend its title.
Worfs head as a drinking stein. It’s magnificent.
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Damn, I’ve been wasting my time on this design.
A crude, fuzzline drawing of a modified Dalek ascending the stairs. See they could have a diagonal and reversed escalator skirt to go up stairs, then change back to their hoverskirt once they get to the top, and continue the chase. The caption reads “ESCALATE! ESCALATE! ESCALATE!”. Artist hasn’t watched past the second Dr, the one that looks like Shemp.
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The Edith Keeler newspaper from Star Trek. Spock’s mugshot is pasted over Edith’s, and caption replaced with “Spock Pinched”
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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“It would be nice to see a bazooka-type reaction from this photon exhaust area.”

It would have been pretty neat.
Hand written suggestion ““It would be nice to see a bazooka-type reaction from this photon exhaust area.”. Red ink on black and white close up of the Enterprise refits photon exhaust area, where it would be nice to see a bazooka type reaction.
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Crocostimpy encounters Mothra Höek on a sandy shore. Crocostimpy is a reddish orange lizard cat hybrid. He has a blue nose and an unfocused, doofball stare. Höek is a light tone fleshy color chihuahua head on a tiny moth body. Its eyes bulge pink with dilated pupils, its wings fade to pink.
September 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Definitely my favorite iteration of Oberth-like nacelles.
An isolated nacelle from an Excelsior concept model. A nacelle just a long tube thing, or rectangle in this case. It’s kinda grey beige and rounded like your first desktop. Anyway, the bussard scoops kinda forms an open mouth frown, filled with grey blue vertical slits, like whale baleen. Right in whale eye position relative to the mouth is a Federation circular logo, this is space whales eye. And there’s few other features, but overall it looks like a rectangular space whale head stuck in a white sock. It’s adorable. Text reads aaa ima spcewhale and ma baleen scoops filter out spceplankton aaaa.
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Solo, accompanied by the Transporter Twins, Zan and Jaina. They dance now, for life is short.
September 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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V’Ger!
V’Ger, the giant, unseen alien ship from Star Trek: the Motion Picture, here in glorious brick form. Voyager 6 got sucked into what we still call a ‘black hole’ and emerged on the other side of the galaxy. Legomen found it and built this entire LEGO ship to fulfill its core programming; to damage feet. It’s a lovely long cylinder with pointy foot piercers encircling the hull. V’Ger is blue. Perhaps you can cheer it up by physically joining with your ex and buying the plans to build your own.
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Is that the Space: 1999 lady?
It’s mom and dads role play night. A blonde lady is wearing one of those one piece lady underthings. Shocked, she’s turned to see a bearded man entering her underthings abode. She clutches at her breast in mock surprise. This is a safe and healthy way for them to work through their issues and past traumas.
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Lego Kirk cannot Lego his ship.
September 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Ah-ha…
Was Yellow Yawning Man, seen in the previous episode of Things I Spend Too Much Time On, the spacesuit mustache guy? Mustache, gaping mouth, forehead shine, approximately the same height…
September 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Guy with mustache yawning, or yelling.
Grainy Zapruder-like B&W close up of a behind the scenes photo from Star Trek II or Phase II. In the turbolift area, a shadow of a person, highlighted in red. Another mysterious figure, same area, different corner, highlighted in yellow. Yellow yawning man may have a mustache, is yawning widely… or both. Or yelling, with mustache rules still in effect. Yellow man looks like Miles O’Brien yawning at his station to me…or Zap Rowsdower. He had a mustache and yelled… ooh Colonel West, or the Don’t-get-smart-tiny-guy… captain Styles… Sam Kirks ghost…?
September 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Hot sauce packets from the cafeteria.
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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*drops into suggestion box*
We see Captain Kirk’s bloody head behind his shin and boot. From Star Trek III: the One We’re Living Through Right Now. Kirk has lost his closest friend, his son, his ship, his command, but not his compassion. Kirk’s boot sole, its Katra, is seen with little bumpy future grips on it. He… has had… enough of the guy causing all this shit.
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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These seem like the Grissom design evolution. Cute nacelles present in both, banana hammock science array added in now.
Concept art for Star Trek 3. A grey Federation ship is in a large, open space ship garage, nice accent lighting and nice, stain resistant epoxied floor.
August 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Jerry! Nooo!
A dinosaur shouts “Jerry! No!” Upon seeing his friend Jerry, the futuresaur has been killed.
August 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Jerry! Nooo!
A dinosaur shouts “Jerry! No!” Upon seeing his friend Jerry, the futuresaur has been killed.
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Gold Key Trek art often is simple, with just enough wtf to ponder on and buy the comic.
Captain Kirk sits unconcerned in his command chair. He wears his yellow uniform tunic which contrasts the fountains of blood spraying upward around him as every redshirt on the bridge violently burst apart. The captain sips his coffee and gives a status report, “This is fine”
August 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The album cover for a made up William Shatner album called “[SINISTER MUSIC]” It’s a lovely photo of sweaty TOS Kirk, lit from below like he’s holding an unseen flashlight below his face to light it in a creepy way, as you do when beginning a tale of terror. The album has stickers indicating it’s been marked down multiple times through the years, and now on sale for 48 cents. I mean it’s worth that at least to throw the record like a frisbee. When was the last time we had fun like that? Just throwing records like frisbees and laughing with each other?
July 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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… bOOks.
Black and white, head and shoulder photo of Paul’s grandfather berating bOOks and their grip on young Ringo. Grandfather is grinning slyly, wearing little wire rimmed glasses. The caption says “Parading’s better”. He’s… very clean.
July 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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[QUACKS]
A still from the Donald Duck cartoon “Arena”. DD looks deranged, baring sharp teeth, angry-brows, iris sizes asymmetrical indicating ill-intent toward the viewer.
May 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Three panel comic. Star Trek TOS redshirt guy riding a bicycle and holding a stick in panel one. Panel two has the redshirt place the stick in the bicycle wheel spokes. Panel 3 has redshirt fallen to the ground, he clutches his knee likely in pain from the second panels ill advised stick bespoking. Mostly just the original meme cartoon with the same redshirt photo inserted for the rider.
May 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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A photo of a red paint splotch on lined paper. The splotch resembles Star Treks giant Space Ameoba from the episode “the Immunity Syndrome”. The 60’s Enterprise is superimposed over the blotch to mirror that scene in the show. The Enterprise is 3 tubes and a saucer connected by sticks. Enteprise is grey.
May 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM