@usmarine88.bsky.social
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me... lol, you gotta be kidding....
Finally stopped raining here in Florida...everybody outside today!!
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Finally stopped raining here in Florida...everybody outside today!!
Republicans, now pretending to enjoy Nicki Minaj music 😂
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Republicans, now pretending to enjoy Nicki Minaj music 😂
Recognize the intro?
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Recognize the intro?
*Why black people think you will remember a person if you say they name twice*
Homeboy: "You remember Steve"
Me: "Steve..Steve who?"
Homeboy: "You know...Steve Steve"
Homeboy: "You remember Steve"
Me: "Steve..Steve who?"
Homeboy: "You know...Steve Steve"
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*Why black people think you will remember a person if you say they name twice*
Homeboy: "You remember Steve"
Me: "Steve..Steve who?"
Homeboy: "You know...Steve Steve"
Homeboy: "You remember Steve"
Me: "Steve..Steve who?"
Homeboy: "You know...Steve Steve"
Dudes be in WalMart walking with they bm like...
🛒🚶♀️ 🚶🏻♂️
🛒🚶♀️ 🚶🏻♂️
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dudes be in WalMart walking with they bm like...
🛒🚶♀️ 🚶🏻♂️
🛒🚶♀️ 🚶🏻♂️
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fellas if the teller at the bank is cute just ask her out... never ever pass her a note!!! Trust me on this one... (lesson learned)
a swat officer stands in front of a crowd of police
ALT: a swat officer stands in front of a crowd of police
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August 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fellas if the teller at the bank is cute just ask her out... never ever pass her a note!!! Trust me on this one... (lesson learned)
About to run up in this kitchen for a snack!
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
About to run up in this kitchen for a snack!
*1986*
The best 20 seconds of flavor you'll ever experience....
The best 20 seconds of flavor you'll ever experience....
May 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*1986*
The best 20 seconds of flavor you'll ever experience....
The best 20 seconds of flavor you'll ever experience....
Remember this guy?
May 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember this guy?
I'll admit, she does kinda sound like Stevie Nicks....
May 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'll admit, she does kinda sound like Stevie Nicks....
Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope you left out cookies by the chimney for Rey Mysterio... 🤷♂️
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope you left out cookies by the chimney for Rey Mysterio... 🤷♂️
Everyone over the age of 50 recognize this one, when you running but in *SLOW MOTION* and them cheeks is clinched for dear life cause that wasn't a fart 😳
April 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Everyone over the age of 50 recognize this one, when you running but in *SLOW MOTION* and them cheeks is clinched for dear life cause that wasn't a fart 😳
Bobby Womack
The most disrespectful man in black history…
His best friend was Sam Cooke, he slept with his wife, showed up to Sam’s funeral in Sam’s car, wearing Sam’s suit & jewelry, married Sam’s wife, then cheated on her with Sam’s daughter…in
The most disrespectful man in black history…
His best friend was Sam Cooke, he slept with his wife, showed up to Sam’s funeral in Sam’s car, wearing Sam’s suit & jewelry, married Sam’s wife, then cheated on her with Sam’s daughter…in
April 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Bobby Womack
The most disrespectful man in black history…
His best friend was Sam Cooke, he slept with his wife, showed up to Sam’s funeral in Sam’s car, wearing Sam’s suit & jewelry, married Sam’s wife, then cheated on her with Sam’s daughter…in
The most disrespectful man in black history…
His best friend was Sam Cooke, he slept with his wife, showed up to Sam’s funeral in Sam’s car, wearing Sam’s suit & jewelry, married Sam’s wife, then cheated on her with Sam’s daughter…in
They are sworn enemies!
April 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They are sworn enemies!
Almost passed out getting the groceries from my truck to my house. Both arms went numb. Got light-headed. But I don’t practice the religion of multiple trips. It’s one trip or pass out trying.....
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Almost passed out getting the groceries from my truck to my house. Both arms went numb. Got light-headed. But I don’t practice the religion of multiple trips. It’s one trip or pass out trying.....
Not only did the b** eat my porridge but she broke my chair & THEN!
Was all in my bed with her outside clothes on.....😲
Was all in my bed with her outside clothes on.....😲
March 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not only did the b** eat my porridge but she broke my chair & THEN!
Was all in my bed with her outside clothes on.....😲
Was all in my bed with her outside clothes on.....😲
Tonight's late night snack is a grape reduction with roasted peanut mash over two pieces of freshly baked bread....
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tonight's late night snack is a grape reduction with roasted peanut mash over two pieces of freshly baked bread....
My wife actually sat their the entire game so I educated her on some NFL history during the half about "the" Miami Dolphin Legend a former Miami Dolphins kicker who was fired after costing the team a Super Bowl win.
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My wife actually sat their the entire game so I educated her on some NFL history during the half about "the" Miami Dolphin Legend a former Miami Dolphins kicker who was fired after costing the team a Super Bowl win.
My black people when they see an actor playing in another movie:
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… wusaname!”
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… wusaname!”
January 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My black people when they see an actor playing in another movie:
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… wusaname!”
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… wusaname!”
The mechanic explaining to me that I need $3000 worth of work done...... while I’m still planning to leave with the $39.99 oil change I came for...
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The mechanic explaining to me that I need $3000 worth of work done...... while I’m still planning to leave with the $39.99 oil change I came for...