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ushas42.bsky.social
If even one more fedex package walks in this door I swear to christ jesus
Very compressed image of the engineer from tf2 holding a rocket launcher, captioned "ENGINEER? Yeah I'm ENGI-NEARING MY FUCKING LIMIT"
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Me watching the reveal of "The Free Shepherd" at TGA
An anime girl wearing a UVM hoodie and burton toque and holding a bottle of woodchuck cider, standing in front of a jeep sunk into the mud of a snowy dirt road, captioned "Vermont mentioned".
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
An edited X-Files screencap of Fox Mulder asking a cat "Hello, are you a UFO?"
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Drop a lawyer
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi from Ace Attorney, a man dressed in all white with long, braided, silver hair, jewelry, and a floating scarf behind his head that gives him an air of holiness, saying "'How do you do, good sir?' or, 'What's crack-a-lackin', homie?' for example."
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
What it's like to date me
A possum sitting on top of a door, captioned "Do you fucking mind? I'm asexual" Edgeworth from Ace Attorney saying "Exactly what is so wrong with wishing to remain unwed?!" Two men. The older one is saying "I know enough people already" Pixel art of a ghost next to text saying "it is a mystery"
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
I concur!
Phoenix Wright saying "Ah, but, Mr. Edgeworth, you're forgetting about the power of love."
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
The "graphic design is my passion" meme, making reference to the fact that the above image is fucking illegible. They did include alt text though so I'll give them that.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Walmart ass shit
A 10 foot long blue floor decal with Walmart branding reading "From this day forward, I solemnly promise & declare that every time a customer comes within 10 feet of me... I will SMILE... LOOK them in the eye... and GREET them. So Help Me, Sam."
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
"Oh, and the entire political staff has been laid off"
Woody from Toy Story looking at his notepad with fake nonchalance
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
September 30 October 1
Famous archeologist Desmond Sycamore Humble scientist Jean Desole who is a totally different guy I promise
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
If you see this picture post a random image from your device.
A picture of Prosecutor van Zieks from The Great Ace Attorney looking into a stereoscope, captioned "Pray let me look into my stereoscope and find where I asked"
September 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Hank's kids and all of their friends and lovers every time he walks in the room
A comic of two people absurdly contorting their bodies to try and take a bullet for one another, edited so that the two people are covered in a trans flag, then a bi flag, then the hammer and sickle.
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
(Tumblr post by savefrog) Every Zero Escape Game: Protag: Ow, my ass hurts- Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn't feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP Protag: I'd TAP that- Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there'd be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won't feel it. That pain didn't just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it's being transported to the future. They call people who don't feel Ass pain until later... TAPers...I wonder...if they could transport ass pain to someone else- Zero: I've injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
The Rotten Tomators page for "The Man Who Knew Too Little" showing that is has a critic score of 37% and an audience score of 69% (nice)
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
I don't even go here but look how tight this shit looks
levitating dude in a Japanese school uniform with sick ass electricity looking wings and a flaming blue sword and a power glow circle underneath him hell fucking yeah
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you:
A scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia edited to be of Simon Blackquill and Simeon Saint (née Simon Keyes) hanging out while the other members of the prison look on and comment "Holy shit, there's two of them."
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
A masked man (Godot from Ace Attorney) saying "People have all kinds of fetishes, Trite. We don't need to embarrass the witness."
August 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Does anyone know what the wplace art on top of Mount Shasta is of?
Pixel art. It shows a person wearing flowing clothes in silhouette standing in front of a bent tree.
August 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
Let's goooo
Six letters
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ushas42.bsky.social
If you don't like Blakes 7 you should try again!
August 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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@fujocoded.bsky.social My fujo fortune cookies arrived!
A slip of paper from inside a fortune cookie. It reads "Edging: Because the best things in life take time"
July 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ushas42.bsky.social
I read Johnathon Livingston Seagull. In summery:
The pigeon Okosan from Hatoful Boyfriend acceding to godhood.
May 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Gossip girl edited to say go piss girl
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Wasn't allowed to take a screenshot of this
j. 30-Day Right to Opt Out. You have the right to opt out of the arbitration requirement in this Section 16 by sending written notice of your decision to opt out to the following address: Nintendo of America Inc., Attn: CS Admin, 4600 150th Ave NE, Redmond, WA 98052 within 30 days of the date on which you have first agreed to be bound by this Agreement pursuant to its terms. Such notice must include the name of each person opting out, contact information for each such person, and the email address registered to your Nintendo Account. If you send timely written notice containing the required information, then the arbitration requirement in this Section 16 will not apply to you or Nintendo and the parties will settle any Claims on an individual basis in accordance with Section 18. If you do not send such notice, then you agree to be bound by the arbitration requirement in this Section 16.
May 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM