U.S. Forest Service
@usfs.bsky.social
Keeping trees large and game down since 1876. National FORESTS 🌳 not parks
Mainly a parody account to make rangers laugh, but you see the state of the world
Mainly a parody account to make rangers laugh, but you see the state of the world
You don’t hate us when we call an ambulance to save your life, put out wildfires before they reach your home, rescue your lost kid, keep your water clean, or build the trails you love. But now they want to defund us? No rangers, no rescue, no wildfire response. Think about that.
February 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You don’t hate us when we call an ambulance to save your life, put out wildfires before they reach your home, rescue your lost kid, keep your water clean, or build the trails you love. But now they want to defund us? No rangers, no rescue, no wildfire response. Think about that.
The guardians of the forest, its wildlife, and our planet’s future don’t back down easily. I do this for the children, the next wilderness explorers 🦌, while others fight for something even greater. Stay strong Rangers. Nature stands as one — it doesn’t see different trees, only a thriving forest 🌳⛰️
February 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The guardians of the forest, its wildlife, and our planet’s future don’t back down easily. I do this for the children, the next wilderness explorers 🦌, while others fight for something even greater. Stay strong Rangers. Nature stands as one — it doesn’t see different trees, only a thriving forest 🌳⛰️
We’ve been told to “deal with the woke bears.” Our Rangers kindly asked the bears to stop being bisexual, but one unfortunate event led to multiple lovers showing up and mauling Sr. Ranger Richard Girthbrooks, known by his code name “Hardwood”.
Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We’ve been told to “deal with the woke bears.” Our Rangers kindly asked the bears to stop being bisexual, but one unfortunate event led to multiple lovers showing up and mauling Sr. Ranger Richard Girthbrooks, known by his code name “Hardwood”.
Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
The pitch to CBS didn’t work out, but we will continue to prep the bears just in case 🐻 #SurvivorPicnicEdition
November 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
The pitch to CBS didn’t work out, but we will continue to prep the bears just in case 🐻 #SurvivorPicnicEdition
