Will pay top dollar to stealth drink at work.

Jesus has joined the fight against the ADHD demon

Close, he helped Mao in the revolution but he was never a "card carrying member". Hugely influential in the party but calling him a maoist is reductive.

Fuck yes! Of course it's the Mormons.

I just learned that "tapirs were used as horses" and now this!

Ok that's new to me. I thought he was an enlightened fifth dimensional refugee?

ICE just got a huge paycheck. They're not going to just disappear because people don't like them.

Different tomorrowland this one has hotter girls but they're on cocaine.

I really do think more animals are a bit more intelligent than we give them credit for. It's probably hard to quantify but they know what's going on more a lot of the time. I think the term I might be fishing for is "social intelligence" or something like that.

My mom "this is probably too scary for him"

My Dad sweating profusely "Fox Mulder and the aliens are too sexy and will not be allowed in this house!"

I think it's really because they trained them so hard on "Epstein didn't kill himself" being a thought terminating cliche. They made that a primary goal of the movement to the point where bringing it up felt like the be all and end all of their argument. So now they can't just drop it.

But who's going to be the Anti-Trump that has to live in exile?

Huh it whispered "don't let people see you talking to rocks". What could it mean by that? Why are they always so cryptic?

Basic needs

Absolutely deranged ❤️

JFC They train the boy scouts on Mackinaw Island to march better than this.

Awww granny is cranky and needs a nap?

Look at his little pants 😭