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Useless, Belly & Backpack Brigade Boss
@uselessnolage.bsky.social
He/Him, cEDH Streamer at 8:30PM EST on Twitch, deck brewer, general goofball and lover of the game. uselessnolage@gmail.com
And I have a neon yellow one if you’re looking for a second!

Nice rip, friendo!
June 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
WELP
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just a lil treat for the NJ moms tomorrow.😎 #taylorhamallday
May 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
WE WILL HAVE SOME RAFFLES GOING ON AT THE END OF THE STREAM TOMORROW!! Just donate $5 or more to my @trevorproject.bsky.social link during the stream to enter!!!!!!

Prizes:
Li’l Legends Secret Lair
WOE Collectors Pack
LCI Collectors Pack
Bonus Card Pack
AND MORE…
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
⏰⏰⏰SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE, SO I'M LETTING EVERYONE KNOW A DAY EARLY!!! WE HAVE @thingsintheice.bsky.social TAKEOVER TOMORROW!!!!! COME WATCH TITI SQUAD KICK MY TEETH IN TOMORROW PLAYING SOME #cEDH!!!!⏰⏰⏰

8:30PM EST
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April 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Time to get rid of some cardboard!!! DM me if interested!!
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
GOING LOVE RIGHT FUXKING MEOW!!! LFG HASHMAN & FRIENDS!!! Courtesy of @goldsabertooth.bsky.social and Sleevs and Dweebs!!!!
April 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
⏰🎉⏰YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!⏰🎉⏰
WE JAMMIN THAT #cEDH TONIGHT WITH THE FUCKIN SQUAD!! BOTH HOSTS OF THE TIRELESS PILGRIMS PODCAT @teferisfirstbarber.bsky.social AND @th3mufinman.bsky.social AND @justkevswill.bsky.social !!!!

8:30PM EST
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April 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Are you fucking kidding me with these?!?!? 🤩🤩🤩 #Hashaton getting the goodies.
March 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
⏰⏰⏰YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!! TONIGHT #cEDH WITH @ormsbygore.bsky.social @siloturc.bsky.social and Jacob Paris!!!! THE SPICE WILL FLOW!!! RAISING MONEY FOR TEAM @thetrevorproject.bsky.social FOR @cmdrsealed.bsky.social !!!!⏰⏰⏰

8:30PM EST
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March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Outside doing some house work with Pops. What’s your P1P1??
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
WHATCHA DOONG?!?! WERE LIFE.
March 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
💪💪💪YA BOY IS DOING A DOUBLE HEADER TODAY BABYYYYYY!!!! At 2pm EST I'll be jammin with the lads @shattergang.com and then tonight we've got some SPICY #cEDH with @izzetpunk.bsky.social @rothbox.bsky.social and our friend Tyler on my channel!!!!💪💪💪

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March 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
March 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
P1P2

Me: graham slam and banana Oreo
March 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@moderatelymtg.bsky.social merch goes incredibly hard and makes me look like a thicc boy.🤌🤌🤌
March 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🚨🚨🚨GOIN LIVE IN 15 MINS AND THE HASHMAN MADE A NEW FRIEND!!!😈😈😈
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
💪💪💪FIRST STREAM BACK FROM CHICAGO LFG!!!! I INVITED @bearclaymore.com @fadedmtg.bsky.social AND DJ LYNX TO COME KICK MY TEETH IN TONIGHT FOR SOME #cEDH!!!💪💪💪

RAISING MONEY FOR TEAM TREVOR PROJECT FOR @cmdrsealed.bsky.social 2025!!

8:30PM EST
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March 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
March 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🏳️‍🌈Starting the ROAD TO @cmdrsealed.bsky.social 2025!!! From now until August 31st I will be raising money for Team Trevor Project!!! If you don't have your tickets use NOLAGE25 at checkout for $20 off!!!!🏳️‍🌈

STREAMING EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30PM EST
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March 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
CATCH ME WITH THE ROOMMATES PLAYNG CASUAL EDH ON @brazencoalitiongames.com TOMORROW AT 2pm est!!!!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you’re from #NJ, sometimes you end up with a gallon ziploc of cutlets.
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In Soviet Russia, Leninade drinks you!!
February 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM