@uselessfactsboy.bsky.social
🇨🇦 If 'woke' means: "Being kind, thinking others should be entitled to benefits I might not get" then I'm woke AF!
Mark Carney, I support you, but I don't want a tax cut! Keep or increase services...but keep sticking it to trump, pp, and punchable scheer
Mark Carney, I support you, but I don't want a tax cut! Keep or increase services...but keep sticking it to trump, pp, and punchable scheer
Oh no! The inbred white trash that never shopped at Costco are now... not going to shop at Costco.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh no! The inbred white trash that never shopped at Costco are now... not going to shop at Costco.
But y'all are getting both down there!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But y'all are getting both down there!!
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November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Jaegermeister is a horrible concoction that should never have been invented!!... still, you should apologize to it for comparing it to... ... ...oh wait, I see what you did there, very clever!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jaegermeister is a horrible concoction that should never have been invented!!... still, you should apologize to it for comparing it to... ... ...oh wait, I see what you did there, very clever!!
Well, according to jd vance, Canada must be way down at the bottom if on the chart at all. It'd be silly after he opened his stupid face, Canada wound up being in the Top 5 or something.
...it's almost like he's in a bullshit contest with his (pedo, syphallytic) boss
...it's almost like he's in a bullshit contest with his (pedo, syphallytic) boss
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Well, according to jd vance, Canada must be way down at the bottom if on the chart at all. It'd be silly after he opened his stupid face, Canada wound up being in the Top 5 or something.
...it's almost like he's in a bullshit contest with his (pedo, syphallytic) boss
...it's almost like he's in a bullshit contest with his (pedo, syphallytic) boss
First off: You using Thanos...he is WAY too cool to represent Jivani (and yes, I know Thanos killed billions of people, but like not in real life... so it's okay to like him more than Jivani)
Secondly: Why does right-wing = sub-human these days. Fed kids = more success! #science! #facts!
Secondly: Why does right-wing = sub-human these days. Fed kids = more success! #science! #facts!
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
BOOM!! ... you totally nailed it!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
BOOM!! ... you totally nailed it!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
such a punchable face he has... and no, before y'all start dimple-shaming me:
his face is so punchable, because his mouth is there, and when he talks... ... I'm sure everybody is following my line of reasoning
his face is so punchable, because his mouth is there, and when he talks... ... I'm sure everybody is following my line of reasoning
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
such a punchable face he has... and no, before y'all start dimple-shaming me:
his face is so punchable, because his mouth is there, and when he talks... ... I'm sure everybody is following my line of reasoning
his face is so punchable, because his mouth is there, and when he talks... ... I'm sure everybody is following my line of reasoning
Well put, about Venezuela
...but I don't know about those penguins, they can be vicious bastards...wait, I read that incorrectly...I was thinking of Canada Geese
...but I don't know about those penguins, they can be vicious bastards...wait, I read that incorrectly...I was thinking of Canada Geese
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Well put, about Venezuela
...but I don't know about those penguins, they can be vicious bastards...wait, I read that incorrectly...I was thinking of Canada Geese
...but I don't know about those penguins, they can be vicious bastards...wait, I read that incorrectly...I was thinking of Canada Geese
As much of a waste of money an election would have been...
... the absolute booting to the nuts pp would have taken *chef's kiss*... would have been some serious sweetness
...but no not worth having an election
... maybe Carney can give him a weekly nut-kicking in Question Period.
... the absolute booting to the nuts pp would have taken *chef's kiss*... would have been some serious sweetness
...but no not worth having an election
... maybe Carney can give him a weekly nut-kicking in Question Period.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
As much of a waste of money an election would have been...
... the absolute booting to the nuts pp would have taken *chef's kiss*... would have been some serious sweetness
...but no not worth having an election
... maybe Carney can give him a weekly nut-kicking in Question Period.
... the absolute booting to the nuts pp would have taken *chef's kiss*... would have been some serious sweetness
...but no not worth having an election
... maybe Carney can give him a weekly nut-kicking in Question Period.
If a pregnant lady from Toronto was flying to Vancouver (with doctor's blessing) and went into labour and delivered whilst flying in Saskatchewan airspace, that baby would forever cheer for the Roughriders...even if it never goes to Saskatchewan anytime in its life: THAT is one strong fanbase!
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If a pregnant lady from Toronto was flying to Vancouver (with doctor's blessing) and went into labour and delivered whilst flying in Saskatchewan airspace, that baby would forever cheer for the Roughriders...even if it never goes to Saskatchewan anytime in its life: THAT is one strong fanbase!
10,000 new jobs! Or even half that, plus establishing an industry to supply the world...totally worth the 'inconvenience' of a mixed fleet. #pullyourheadsoutofyourassescanadiangenerals
... besides, we'll have a lot of former U.S.-based engineers here before long.
#wowtrumpisafuckinidiot
... besides, we'll have a lot of former U.S.-based engineers here before long.
#wowtrumpisafuckinidiot
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
10,000 new jobs! Or even half that, plus establishing an industry to supply the world...totally worth the 'inconvenience' of a mixed fleet. #pullyourheadsoutofyourassescanadiangenerals
... besides, we'll have a lot of former U.S.-based engineers here before long.
#wowtrumpisafuckinidiot
... besides, we'll have a lot of former U.S.-based engineers here before long.
#wowtrumpisafuckinidiot
I don't 'like' your statement, but you are 100% correct...unfortunately
...I feel that there will never be the grand comeuppance, that these people so richly deserve
...I feel that there will never be the grand comeuppance, that these people so richly deserve
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't 'like' your statement, but you are 100% correct...unfortunately
...I feel that there will never be the grand comeuppance, that these people so richly deserve
...I feel that there will never be the grand comeuppance, that these people so richly deserve
She's the happiest widow I've ever seen...just sayin'
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
She's the happiest widow I've ever seen...just sayin'
But given the choice, I'd still punch Scheer's stupid face first.
Wow did we ever dodge a bullet!!
A Chrystia Freeland Medal of Selflessness needs to be established for the sacrifice she made for this country, she had to know that she wouldn't beat Carney for the leadership...but she f*cked pp!!
Wow did we ever dodge a bullet!!
A Chrystia Freeland Medal of Selflessness needs to be established for the sacrifice she made for this country, she had to know that she wouldn't beat Carney for the leadership...but she f*cked pp!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
But given the choice, I'd still punch Scheer's stupid face first.
Wow did we ever dodge a bullet!!
A Chrystia Freeland Medal of Selflessness needs to be established for the sacrifice she made for this country, she had to know that she wouldn't beat Carney for the leadership...but she f*cked pp!!
Wow did we ever dodge a bullet!!
A Chrystia Freeland Medal of Selflessness needs to be established for the sacrifice she made for this country, she had to know that she wouldn't beat Carney for the leadership...but she f*cked pp!!
Given that almost EVERYBODY in the past few years has had classified documents (trump much much moreso than others), plus the Signal chat...is anything classified anymore?
... maybe one day it will exist again, dare to dream.
... maybe one day it will exist again, dare to dream.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Given that almost EVERYBODY in the past few years has had classified documents (trump much much moreso than others), plus the Signal chat...is anything classified anymore?
... maybe one day it will exist again, dare to dream.
... maybe one day it will exist again, dare to dream.
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I came here to say: "How old was he?"
...but your quote floored me
I came here to say: "How old was he?"
...but your quote floored me
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I came here to say: "How old was he?"
...but your quote floored me
I came here to say: "How old was he?"
...but your quote floored me
That's just crazy talk!! 😁
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That's just crazy talk!! 😁
This administration should fear nothing more than people who have lost everything and don't care if they live or die
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This administration should fear nothing more than people who have lost everything and don't care if they live or die
No way!... last week when I heard they had significant debts I thought: "They should try to get an assignment on the proceeds"
... based on that result, now I'm thinking: "Somebody should gift me 10 pounds of gold"
(I'll inform all if that one comes to fruition)
... based on that result, now I'm thinking: "Somebody should gift me 10 pounds of gold"
(I'll inform all if that one comes to fruition)
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No way!... last week when I heard they had significant debts I thought: "They should try to get an assignment on the proceeds"
... based on that result, now I'm thinking: "Somebody should gift me 10 pounds of gold"
(I'll inform all if that one comes to fruition)
... based on that result, now I'm thinking: "Somebody should gift me 10 pounds of gold"
(I'll inform all if that one comes to fruition)
An oldie, but a goodie
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
An oldie, but a goodie
These people said the ostriches were pets, yet they had no money to actually provide for them!
And...I used to hear the herd was 400, and yesterday I heard around 300... that attrition cost them up to $300,000 in compensation (max $3,000 per bird)
Should have culled and got out immediately.
And...I used to hear the herd was 400, and yesterday I heard around 300... that attrition cost them up to $300,000 in compensation (max $3,000 per bird)
Should have culled and got out immediately.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
These people said the ostriches were pets, yet they had no money to actually provide for them!
And...I used to hear the herd was 400, and yesterday I heard around 300... that attrition cost them up to $300,000 in compensation (max $3,000 per bird)
Should have culled and got out immediately.
And...I used to hear the herd was 400, and yesterday I heard around 300... that attrition cost them up to $300,000 in compensation (max $3,000 per bird)
Should have culled and got out immediately.
And they STILL won't wisen up!!
...how many times does he have to kick them???
...how many times does he have to kick them???
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
And they STILL won't wisen up!!
...how many times does he have to kick them???
...how many times does he have to kick them???