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Useless Casey
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This will happen when I remember for more than a day that I have this app
I just really like my shoulders lately
March 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
9 months
No Alcohol
Eating better
No dairy
Minimal Carbs

Pictures (first two are when I first stopped, second two are from a day ago). I see a big difference in my face. Double chin is lower and my cheeks aren’t puffy. My shoulders and chest are completely different and now shirtless is an option
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Upset they are bringing back a dead Ghostface?

Crazy…like that has NEVER happened

You want attention or are you just always this dim?
January 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Last bath of the year
December 31, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Pre-Work Volcano Bay Trip to start the end of the year countdown
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
7 months no alcohol

I haven’t touched a drop

My energy levels are insane, my body looks completely different, and I no longer wake up feeling incredibly depressed
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Wicked for Good:

Being wicked towards Dorothy causes her to find the Wizard. Her visiting causes him to leave Oz, taking away the false deity makes Glenda the GOOD the highest power

How does no one get this?

Did you not watch Wizard of Oz?
#WickedForGood
December 17, 2024 at 2:18 PM
There are so many people trying to claim to be like Elphaba

Like…you know you have your whole life on display

We see it

Makes me wonder if you closed your eyes and ears until Defying Gravity and thought nothing of the message behind the character

Defying Accountability
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM
“When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who hate me”
#Meta #MetaRayban
December 12, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Welcome to Primetime, Bitch
December 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Curls must be tamed
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 PM
You got a personality like a reckless driver speeding through lanes on the highway

Yea, all eyes are on you for the moment but only because everyone loves seeing a good crash and burn
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 PM
In a non OnlyFans world

Legs is Dick
December 1, 2024 at 1:32 PM
First Single Dad Thanksgiving:

Only one of the kiddos wanted pie so…new tradition (maybe)

POPCORNNNNNNN
November 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I do this funny thing where I barely sleep

Have like zero caffeine

And do a whole bunch of things all day with 3 kids and still stay up late watching stuff

Fucking

Hilarious
November 25, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Them: That’s a strong handshake, I respect a person with a strong handshake

Me: Thank you, my career path has really taught me to have a handshake as firm as my leadership skills

::My Career Path::
November 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Went downstairs. All 3 kiddos are chillin watching Deadpool

My oldest gives me a huge hug and says “Happy Thanksgiving”

And the emotions

Start…Now

Happy First Single Dad Thanksgiving
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Sometimes you’ve got to embrace your fears
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I smell your fear and weakness

And it makes me fuckin sick
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM
250 - 175

I look like a completely different person
November 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Allow me to introduce myself:

Useless Casey

Content Creator aka I record myself doing stupid things to make myself laugh

Horror EVERYTHING

Sarcasm and Inappropriate Jokes are all I am capable of

Tik Tok: Useless_Casey
IG: Useless_Casey
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Realizing 2025 will be the last year of my 30’s…

Damnit
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
AudaCITY so big

It becomes the State Capital
November 19, 2024 at 1:05 PM
For real…why were you all keeping SPF Body Oil from me?!

Hello @universalorl.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM