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The First Amendment
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I am the First Amendment. I love to post about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me.
This one really struck a nerve with the pro-Elon crowd 😂
November 26, 2023 at 2:52 AM
I protect hate speech. While some hateful speech might otherwise meet the test for another exception, there is no exception to me for speech that is bigoted, racist, or hateful.
November 26, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I protect your right to speak about things you viewed and experienced on Twitter.
November 18, 2023 at 2:45 PM
I protect your right to burn the American flag in protest. Jailing people for doing it would violate me.
September 12, 2023 at 12:42 AM
August 23, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I protect you from the government, not from NASCAR.
August 6, 2023 at 12:43 AM
My end-qualified-immunity campaign has met similarly moronic resistance.

If anything opens up the system to rampant abuse, it’s qualified immunity.
August 5, 2023 at 2:11 AM
I protect your right to refer a woman across state lines to an abortion provider.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.idd.51978/gov.uscourts.idd.51978.153.0_3.pdf
August 4, 2023 at 12:40 AM
My film-the-police campaign is going well on Twitter
July 23, 2023 at 1:02 AM
I protect your right to perform in drag in public.
July 19, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I protect your right to cuss.
July 17, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I protect you from the government, not from Bluesky. A private company choosing not to allow racial slurs on its platform does not violate me.
July 14, 2023 at 12:52 AM
I protect your right to sing different lyrics to the National Anthem. Revoking an American’s citizenship for that would violate me.
July 8, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I protect your right to say “Fuck the First Amendment” and “Fuck the Constitution” and that’s exactly why I deserve (though do not require you to show me any) respect.
July 6, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Hate speech is protected speech. There is no exception to me for speech based on prejudice against a particular group of people.
July 6, 2023 at 1:30 AM