Remember when Joe Biden, President of the United States, said that actually there was another constitutional amendment and it’s real and I’m affirming it like three days before leaving office?
And then everyone just sort of ignored it?
Laws are fake.
And then everyone just sort of ignored it?
Laws are fake.
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Remember when Joe Biden, President of the United States, said that actually there was another constitutional amendment and it’s real and I’m affirming it like three days before leaving office?
And then everyone just sort of ignored it?
Laws are fake.
And then everyone just sort of ignored it?
Laws are fake.
Sometimes I think about how there were probably plenty of dudes in 40,000 BC or whatever that really would have fucked with tailgating a college football game, blasting some 80s rock, and shotgunning a beer out of a pickup bed but never had the opportunity.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sometimes I think about how there were probably plenty of dudes in 40,000 BC or whatever that really would have fucked with tailgating a college football game, blasting some 80s rock, and shotgunning a beer out of a pickup bed but never had the opportunity.
Yesterday I saw a guy wearing an NDSU hat and a Wisconsin t-shirt.
At the Penn State-Nebraska game.
At the Penn State-Nebraska game.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yesterday I saw a guy wearing an NDSU hat and a Wisconsin t-shirt.
At the Penn State-Nebraska game.
At the Penn State-Nebraska game.
About once every two weeks I check this website and see if this car is still for sale.
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
About once every two weeks I check this website and see if this car is still for sale.
Dick Cheney dead at 84. He was so close to switching parties and running for the senate as a Democrat.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dick Cheney dead at 84. He was so close to switching parties and running for the senate as a Democrat.
The whole internet loves Cam Skattebo, a dopey running back that tries real hard! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Philadelphia Eagles have once again killed all joy and merriment in the world
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The whole internet loves Cam Skattebo, a dopey running back that tries real hard! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Philadelphia Eagles have once again killed all joy and merriment in the world
Maybe Joe Flacco really is elite
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Maybe Joe Flacco really is elite
Y’all remember Charlie Kirk? Lmao me neither
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Y’all remember Charlie Kirk? Lmao me neither
Trying to convince people my car is newer than it really is by turning it off and on at every red light
October 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trying to convince people my car is newer than it really is by turning it off and on at every red light
I love betting American dollars on Josh Allen to run the football
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love betting American dollars on Josh Allen to run the football
I’m beginning to see the resemblance…
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m beginning to see the resemblance…
For the first time in her life, Taylor Swift got dick that wasn’t from a coked-up sad boy and it ruined her career.
October 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
For the first time in her life, Taylor Swift got dick that wasn’t from a coked-up sad boy and it ruined her career.
Adding ten feet to my flagpole to fly it extra high so everyone knows I’m glad it happened
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Adding ten feet to my flagpole to fly it extra high so everyone knows I’m glad it happened
Went to watch a football game on ESPN. Apparently the $12 per month I have been spending isn’t enough and I need to spend $30 a month.
I cancelled my subscription and found a stream. Piracy is back if the prices are wack.
I cancelled my subscription and found a stream. Piracy is back if the prices are wack.
September 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Went to watch a football game on ESPN. Apparently the $12 per month I have been spending isn’t enough and I need to spend $30 a month.
I cancelled my subscription and found a stream. Piracy is back if the prices are wack.
I cancelled my subscription and found a stream. Piracy is back if the prices are wack.
I got into sports betting this week and it turns out it’s super easy. I just keep winning money.
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I got into sports betting this week and it turns out it’s super easy. I just keep winning money.
I guess the libs triggered back
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I guess the libs triggered back
With this kind of blatant justification, the right will finally be free to aggressively pursue the naked oppression of every marginalized group, a thing they hadn’t been doing before because the norms dictate so
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With this kind of blatant justification, the right will finally be free to aggressively pursue the naked oppression of every marginalized group, a thing they hadn’t been doing before because the norms dictate so
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe his neck just did that on its own?
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe his neck just did that on its own?
do they also have donald doing the accounts payable
September 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
do they also have donald doing the accounts payable
• AI demand for electricity drives scramble to bring cheap solar and nuclear power online
• AI bubble bursts
• Demand gone but oops we transitioned to a green economy
• Previously burned stakeholders skeptical of investing in/giving subsidies and handouts to AI companies
Best-case scenario?
• AI bubble bursts
• Demand gone but oops we transitioned to a green economy
• Previously burned stakeholders skeptical of investing in/giving subsidies and handouts to AI companies
Best-case scenario?
September 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
• AI demand for electricity drives scramble to bring cheap solar and nuclear power online
• AI bubble bursts
• Demand gone but oops we transitioned to a green economy
• Previously burned stakeholders skeptical of investing in/giving subsidies and handouts to AI companies
Best-case scenario?
• AI bubble bursts
• Demand gone but oops we transitioned to a green economy
• Previously burned stakeholders skeptical of investing in/giving subsidies and handouts to AI companies
Best-case scenario?
Hate how the Premier League just puts the tip in and then slaps us with an international break
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hate how the Premier League just puts the tip in and then slaps us with an international break
Hank Hill voice: “Noni Madueke”
August 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hank Hill voice: “Noni Madueke”
Got banned from Giant for calling the robot a “bitch ass clanker”
August 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Got banned from Giant for calling the robot a “bitch ass clanker”
Is it just me or does every Hyundai/Genesis model look like it got styling cues from a woman’s razor
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Is it just me or does every Hyundai/Genesis model look like it got styling cues from a woman’s razor