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🐇 in 🇯🇵 @ wumuti A please call me back ☆ミ
@usapyons.bsky.social
Bunny, a walking study in demonology. 🏳️‍⚧️ he/they. 2 time YALSA award winning JP-EN translator/editor (Vampeerz/History of Hentai/Usotoki Rhetoric/Paradise: Musubi/more). 通訳・翻訳家・編集者。腐男子。日本語OK. 30+. 🍉 ⚧️ twt: usagiko. #1 wumuti/xlov dickrider on bsky
It's clear my wife wants my dick confused and me dead by now

Also this is Wumuti A (right) against Wumuti B (left). I've cracked the code

(Reposting because I got the letters wrong)
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When you roll up to the function looking like a nearly widowed Victorian wife that needs to go to the sea to recover their health

(Thank you @ehanashi.bsky.social for putting together the function 🥰)
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At least we kinda won today gamers

And the guy at C&C curry gave me coupons
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
[Evangelion/GBF] this collaboration event is making me lose my mind. I really hope I roll my wife for gacha
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Got to see Lovesick today and met my oshi Hayate. Twinks obliterated as God intended* 🙂‍↕️

*I know, I know "you like that boy because he looks like a girl" meme proves itself right again. I am the gender-diverse boy collector
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Found that tiny Mari in Nakano Broadway for 300y, she now lives in this pouch. I need to take her out for oshikatsu so she doesn't get jealous 😳
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Back in the promised land (Saizeriya) with two out 3 of my beautiful wives 🫶🥰 Meiwaku Halloween: Date Edition

Whole squad in the famiresu
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Here you go. Also bonus picture of actual omamori toploader that I might just go and buy lmao
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Accessories:
Choker - killstar secondhand
Bag: Noemie (byoo- bring ur own oshi)
Pendant - Hot Topic for Orphan Black
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Seiso-kei fit goes extremely hard on this sacred day 😌
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
@tofuplusbeast.bsky.social the boys have a fancy display in Harajuku right next to Laforet rn 👀
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Gotta pack the wives gently 🫡
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Last time I'm gonna be able to wear sandals for a bit. I really need to get another thigh piece for my left leg huh

One of my childhood bffs said "you look 1000% hotter with a thigh piece" to me once and he's completely correct
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Also my wife came home today
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Anyway I had errands so I became cute

This shit is literally just holding my sanity together rn lol
October 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Big fan of how I did my aegyosal/namidabukuro today
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yes ma'am thank you ma'am
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm going INSANE and barking as loud as I can about

H e r
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The cat tree on the balcony is on its last legs but she loves it so much anyway
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm also housesitting for Saya's aunt rn and my child is here! And is staying here until the end of next month. She's colonized this bag in the meantime

It does feel really lonely without Kaya, though. She was 18 and crossed the rainbow bridge last month
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Yuki Chiba time!!!
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Everyone shut up, we got a fresh picture of Saya from her aunt. She's claimed the red-tagged cat tree. This is not a drill
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Anyway oshi of the day is xlov Rui, because she and Muti stepped all over my dick with that cover of Gashina in Ikebukuro last week
September 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Anyway oshi of the day is xlov Rui, because she and Muti stepped all over my dick with that cover of Gashina in Ikebukuro last week
September 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The post-covid brain fog has been crushing. I was fighting for my damn life to work all week 😭

Anyway rest day today but time for errands, back to work tomorrow
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM