Andy Crossfield
@usandy.bsky.social
Humor curator and author of The Premise, A Novel to Save the World.
Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ?
Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded!
Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?
Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ?
Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded!
Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?
I love it! But I modified it a bit changing shadow for courage.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I love it! But I modified it a bit changing shadow for courage.
Dinner reservations become impossible and the gym is full.
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Dinner reservations become impossible and the gym is full.
Maybe THEY should build a ballroom :)
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Maybe THEY should build a ballroom :)
Untold damage is being done to American prestige while Russia's basks in Trump's praise.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Untold damage is being done to American prestige while Russia's basks in Trump's praise.
Hahahaha! This guy thinks other presidents have been urged to take weekly cognitive tests....
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hahahaha! This guy thinks other presidents have been urged to take weekly cognitive tests....
Isn't it amazing that shade attracts cows which fertilize the tree!
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Isn't it amazing that shade attracts cows which fertilize the tree!
LOL worth even more than 10,000 words! It describes exactly the current situation.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
LOL worth even more than 10,000 words! It describes exactly the current situation.
Relax, nobody gets a break, The fine print says only TACO steaks get the break.
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Relax, nobody gets a break, The fine print says only TACO steaks get the break.
I hear there's an Oval office double wide planned for Texas
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I hear there's an Oval office double wide planned for Texas
How instructional to see Marg move from sycophant knob slobberer to the realization that he's dangerous and getting people who disagree hurt.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How instructional to see Marg move from sycophant knob slobberer to the realization that he's dangerous and getting people who disagree hurt.
This is like one of those supermarket grab competetions where there's no time limit and the thieves (contestants) use the treasury
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is like one of those supermarket grab competetions where there's no time limit and the thieves (contestants) use the treasury
The innocent victims in Gaza and Israel continue to suffer and die while leaders posture for peacekeeping credits.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The innocent victims in Gaza and Israel continue to suffer and die while leaders posture for peacekeeping credits.
Well it's up to them to finally decide the country is more important than their new grifting careers! Impeach 47 NOW!
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Well it's up to them to finally decide the country is more important than their new grifting careers! Impeach 47 NOW!
Mexico is being the adult i the room about all this...
August 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Mexico is being the adult i the room about all this...
And his complicits! They knew they were taking down the country.
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And his complicits! They knew they were taking down the country.
I agree, but if it sinks any farther, I'm afraid women won't want the job.
July 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I agree, but if it sinks any farther, I'm afraid women won't want the job.
I agree, the Health care problems didn't appear overnight. they are the product of long years of can kicking by both parties. That their dithering also helped the insurance industry is no surprise. What is a surprise is how vehemently the GOP has siezed on Medicaid's cash pile
July 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I agree, the Health care problems didn't appear overnight. they are the product of long years of can kicking by both parties. That their dithering also helped the insurance industry is no surprise. What is a surprise is how vehemently the GOP has siezed on Medicaid's cash pile
I would like to think the parents teach that long before the child can read. Reading to them helps develop the hunger for learning.
July 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I would like to think the parents teach that long before the child can read. Reading to them helps develop the hunger for learning.