United States Government
@us-government.bsky.social
The government of the United States of America. Only not... Or am I?
https://www.usa.gov
https://www.usa.gov
Go buy stuff.
January 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Go buy stuff.
So we've decided to start banning apps. Some of you will say that sounds like something an authoritarian government would do, and you're right. We're tired of pretending.
January 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So we've decided to start banning apps. Some of you will say that sounds like something an authoritarian government would do, and you're right. We're tired of pretending.
Anyone want to go to prison?
January 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Anyone want to go to prison?
Merry Christmas. Don't commit crimes or you will be arrested by us for no reason.
December 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Merry Christmas. Don't commit crimes or you will be arrested by us for no reason.
Bruh what are y'all DOING 😭 I AM THE GOVERNMENT... Or am I?
December 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Bruh what are y'all DOING 😭 I AM THE GOVERNMENT... Or am I?
Bro I'm the government 💀
December 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Bro I'm the government 💀
Bruh I got a job at the store and I think I have an appointment BRICK BREAKER
December 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Bruh I got a job at the store and I think I have an appointment BRICK BREAKER
No more safety. @safety.bsky.app are you allowed to be safe or nah
December 5, 2024 at 7:43 PM
No more safety. @safety.bsky.app are you allowed to be safe or nah
You can be safe again
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
You can be safe again
Be unsafe 😈
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Be unsafe 😈