Ursula Noodles
@ursulanoodles.bsky.social
Three raccoons in a trench coat disguised as a human who’s trying her best. Writer. Swamp witch. Too soft for all of it. 30s.
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My body hurts (I’m over 30 and went to a GA show 😭)
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My body hurts (I’m over 30 and went to a GA show 😭)
Amazing how I can write 144k words in 4 months, and then I go through a period where I can barely write 200 words in a week. What kind of curse is this? #writerproblems
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Amazing how I can write 144k words in 4 months, and then I go through a period where I can barely write 200 words in a week. What kind of curse is this? #writerproblems
This just made me laugh so hard because I am currently dodging ER bills from a year ago 😂💀 shhhh no one tell on me.
my farmer has never been so serious about anything else in his life
#stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvfarmer
#stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvfarmer
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This just made me laugh so hard because I am currently dodging ER bills from a year ago 😂💀 shhhh no one tell on me.
Further, imagine if someone told artists that they don’t deserve or shouldn’t expect engagement on their fan art. Because that’s what people say to fanfic writers ALL the time.
Really fucking sick of people treating fanfic authors like villains for wanting engagement on their fics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Further, imagine if someone told artists that they don’t deserve or shouldn’t expect engagement on their fan art. Because that’s what people say to fanfic writers ALL the time.
Really fucking sick of people treating fanfic authors like villains for wanting engagement on their fics.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Really fucking sick of people treating fanfic authors like villains for wanting engagement on their fics.
Listening to the entirety of This Place Will Become Your Tomb with a cup of tea to warm my hands while I watch the snow fall outside 😌
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listening to the entirety of This Place Will Become Your Tomb with a cup of tea to warm my hands while I watch the snow fall outside 😌
The queen of my entire universe is a 14 pound tortie who bosses me around
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The queen of my entire universe is a 14 pound tortie who bosses me around
Tried to take some notes on a storyline for my fic and accidentally wrote, “Patient states…”
Nope. I need a vacation 😭
Nope. I need a vacation 😭
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tried to take some notes on a storyline for my fic and accidentally wrote, “Patient states…”
Nope. I need a vacation 😭
Nope. I need a vacation 😭
Just reminiscing about that time I got salmonella from trying to hatch chickens (and a crow) in my room in an incubator I made out of my bedside lamp because I was pissed off my grandpa wouldn't buy me chickens and got pheasants instead.
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just reminiscing about that time I got salmonella from trying to hatch chickens (and a crow) in my room in an incubator I made out of my bedside lamp because I was pissed off my grandpa wouldn't buy me chickens and got pheasants instead.
The world is already full of hate, so if you’re spreading it further by making people feel bad about the things they love, you can eat a pile of shit. That is all.
October 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The world is already full of hate, so if you’re spreading it further by making people feel bad about the things they love, you can eat a pile of shit. That is all.
Get you a man who buys you a little treat and takes you for a night drive because someone left a hate comment on your fanfic 🥺
September 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Get you a man who buys you a little treat and takes you for a night drive because someone left a hate comment on your fanfic 🥺
Reposted by Ursula Noodles
Them: So what have y'all been up to?
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.
The Usual:
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.
The Usual:
September 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Them: So what have y'all been up to?
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.
The Usual:
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.
The Usual:
One mild inconvenience away from posting lyrics like I’m 15
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One mild inconvenience away from posting lyrics like I’m 15
Hobbies: Crying and listening to Paramore… and researching the digestive system of chickens at 2 am.
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hobbies: Crying and listening to Paramore… and researching the digestive system of chickens at 2 am.
Well, I did it! Posted my second long fic today 😝 I stopped being a baby.
September 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Well, I did it! Posted my second long fic today 😝 I stopped being a baby.
What’s a girl gotta do to get moo shu with extra rice pancakes and hoisin sauce? 😩
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What’s a girl gotta do to get moo shu with extra rice pancakes and hoisin sauce? 😩
I almost got mugged
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I almost got mugged
Torn between feeling bad for not posting on AO3 for two months and enjoying the fuck out of my well-deserved posting hiatus 😩
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Torn between feeling bad for not posting on AO3 for two months and enjoying the fuck out of my well-deserved posting hiatus 😩
The smut is SMUTTING.
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The smut is SMUTTING.
Me when the angst is brewing in my story
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye
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August 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me when the angst is brewing in my story
Adorable!
stardew valley prints are comin’ soooooon
August 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Adorable!
Forgot I put acorns in my bra while I was on a hike earlier and they scared the shit out of me when I took my bra off just now. Jump scare. Acorn titties.
August 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Forgot I put acorns in my bra while I was on a hike earlier and they scared the shit out of me when I took my bra off just now. Jump scare. Acorn titties.
Me with my war criminal of an orange cat 😆
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me with my war criminal of an orange cat 😆
Dearest Full Bush TikTok, I love you.
August 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dearest Full Bush TikTok, I love you.
Pam is my spirit animal. Fuck it indeed.
August 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pam is my spirit animal. Fuck it indeed.