Pikachu™
@ursulaklegroom.bsky.social
the girls, the gays and casper
December 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the girls, the gays and casper
me after sneaking into the kevin orgy: wow i’m in seventh kevin
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
me after sneaking into the kevin orgy: wow i’m in seventh kevin
i pet my cat so well i made a girl cry
December 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i pet my cat so well i made a girl cry
why can’t i have the trauma that makes you horny
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
why can’t i have the trauma that makes you horny
i’m so lonesome whippoorwill coded
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i’m so lonesome whippoorwill coded
by movie logic it is sort of implied that Denis Nedry fucked that dinosaur
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
by movie logic it is sort of implied that Denis Nedry fucked that dinosaur
most people don’t know that LL Bean stands for Lesbian Lesbian Bean
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
most people don’t know that LL Bean stands for Lesbian Lesbian Bean
i don’t know how to S P E double hockey sticks
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i don’t know how to S P E double hockey sticks
this is the hockey team from H E double hockey sticks
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this is the hockey team from H E double hockey sticks
me and what
me and when
me and when
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
me and what
me and when
me and when
thanks for the rice… oh and the sex
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
thanks for the rice… oh and the sex
who’s the sick fuck that programmed wall-e to yearn
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
who’s the sick fuck that programmed wall-e to yearn
i like to call him charlie jerk
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i like to call him charlie jerk
less depressed and more horny and wondering which way that correlation travels
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
less depressed and more horny and wondering which way that correlation travels
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i saw the tv show
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i saw the tv show
we must be responsible with our whimsy
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
we must be responsible with our whimsy
i’m not a milf
the science isn’t there yet
the science isn’t there yet
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i’m not a milf
the science isn’t there yet
the science isn’t there yet
there’s two types of girls: milkers and creamers
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
there’s two types of girls: milkers and creamers
i leave a white and turbid wake pal
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i leave a white and turbid wake pal
my head aches from giving head
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my head aches from giving head
you all made me gay i hope you’re happy
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
you all made me gay i hope you’re happy
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me