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my bayonetta brainrot containment chamber
(other stuff over here 👉 @benmckenna.com)
tbh i laughed when they said the bikes name was viola
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lmao i completely forgot miyata left... but yeah i guess ng4 is probably taking priority for them

they also probably need approval from nintendo which could be a whole other ordeal
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
まだ見始めたばかりですが、すでにその技巧のすごさに驚かされています。武器や悪魔の種類も本当に豊富です。
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
🚨 NUMBER ONE 🚨

ok let's end this list with a BANG

the absolute. BEST. PART. (UNIRONICALLY THIS TIME). OF BAYO 3 IS...

*drum roll*

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
🚨 NUMBER TWO 🚨

viola wandering the desert for what feels like eternity
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
🚨 NUMBER THREE 🚨

"may they rest in peace 😔" while charring their corpses to smithereens
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
🚨 NUMBER FOUR 🚨

when bayo vores those poor defenseless animals for umbran tears ????
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
🚨 NUMBER FIVE 🚨

that one witch trial where you fight the bat on some fuck ass tiny island
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🚨 NUMBER SIX 🚨

"i quite like teaching obedience" *SHLLRRRRRRP*
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🚨 NUMBER SEVEN 🚨

when viola... umm... she uhhhh...

hmmmm.... 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🚨 NUMBER EIGHT 🚨

that one cutscene on thule where all the chaos gears come and tank the framerate lmao
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
🚨 NUMBER NINE 🚨

the rotisserie chicken
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
SEE on my first playthrough i was like, oh good she's actually acknowledging him but NOW im pretty sure that remark is supposed to be her thinking about luka... which means she dgaf about cheshy at all
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🚨 NUMBER TEN 🚨

bayo not acknowledging cheshire's existence AT. FUCKING. ALL.
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
yeah fuck aesir dude, you go play spyro 😤
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
also this game is such a blast i love how witchy it feels aaaAAAAA
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM