Albert Whisker
@uropurros.bsky.social
Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
My human slave is @bio1izard.bsky.social
My human slave is @bio1izard.bsky.social
Pinned
Albert Whisker
@uropurros.bsky.social
· Jun 18
My name is Albert Whisker and I'm 2 years old! I like window watching and causing chaos
Apparently, the humans don't like it when I lick my tummy over and over until I give myself a scabby rash and put this thing on me
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Apparently, the humans don't like it when I lick my tummy over and over until I give myself a scabby rash and put this thing on me
My tummy is NOT fat and hanging over the edge I don't know what you're talking about!!
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My tummy is NOT fat and hanging over the edge I don't know what you're talking about!!
I will only drink the freshest of water from the source
August 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I will only drink the freshest of water from the source
Apparently, I have been "burgered"..
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Apparently, I have been "burgered"..
Perfectly concealed
July 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Perfectly concealed
You have no evidence that I did this!!
(Suspect was the last one seen at the scene of the crime. Suspect was eating lunch and is known to be unhappy with portion sizes and always wanting more. Suspect isn't normally allowed to be there unsupervised due to a history of knocking over trash cans to-
(Suspect was the last one seen at the scene of the crime. Suspect was eating lunch and is known to be unhappy with portion sizes and always wanting more. Suspect isn't normally allowed to be there unsupervised due to a history of knocking over trash cans to-
July 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You have no evidence that I did this!!
(Suspect was the last one seen at the scene of the crime. Suspect was eating lunch and is known to be unhappy with portion sizes and always wanting more. Suspect isn't normally allowed to be there unsupervised due to a history of knocking over trash cans to-
(Suspect was the last one seen at the scene of the crime. Suspect was eating lunch and is known to be unhappy with portion sizes and always wanting more. Suspect isn't normally allowed to be there unsupervised due to a history of knocking over trash cans to-
You can look, but hands off the merchandise
July 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You can look, but hands off the merchandise
DON'T POST MY BABY PICTURES LIKE THIS
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Went from looking like a little pipe cleaner to a big block of cheese
Went from looking like a little pipe cleaner to a big block of cheese
June 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
DON'T POST MY BABY PICTURES LIKE THIS
If anyone tries to tell you I "attacked" Link after this pic they are lying!!
June 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If anyone tries to tell you I "attacked" Link after this pic they are lying!!
My name is Albert Whisker and I'm 2 years old! I like window watching and causing chaos
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My name is Albert Whisker and I'm 2 years old! I like window watching and causing chaos