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urgocakelord.bsky.social
Urgo, confused and needing cake...
@urgocakelord.bsky.social
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25yrs teaching, SENCO at an AP. Crohns, Arthritis, AuDHD, you name it, I’ve probably got it or my family has…😬. Passionate about what I do, and shiny things.✨🤩
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urgocakelord.bsky.social
Been ill. Should be resting.
Couple of rellies coming up to watch The Shining tonight so, of course, my Autism can recall all the shiny bling bits in the baking drawer and ADHD starts chanting, 'Do it, do it!'

I should be in bed. But at least pud will be pretty. Until I splatter it with raspberry.
Four plastic dessert bowls against a white baking paper backdrop. They contain dark chocolate & almond ganache circle tarts, on a bed of digestive biscuits and are decorated with a line of little gold dot vermicelli, bigger pearl and bronze dots, silver sprayed flaked almonds and a vertical disc of gold-sprayed white chocolate. Because we're watching The Shining tonight and I felt pud needed some 1920s gold lounge bling. There is a mushed raspberry sauce to bloodsplatter it, when we eat... This is what my brain tells me to do when I've been sick and should be resting. #ADHD 🤷
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Oh, but...

😬😬😬

What a quandary!
Black and white still photo, head and shoulders shot of Kurt Russell, in role (and costume) as Elvis (1979). His hair is quiffed, iconically, and he is looking off to screen left, out of shot, so this is partially in profile. He is wearing the famous Vegas jumpsuit - deep v neck, high collars, encrusted with jems and bling-ting-ting. He is so young and pretty, it's almost painful.
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Not sure it's good vibes, but this squirrel scared the bejeesus out of me.

Turns out we now have a squirrel who randomly bangs on the patio door as well as stealing our hazelnuts... It's like he wants us to know it was him. 😂
A grey squirrel is peering through a glass door. The brown frame is visible (a corner) and you can see the squirrel's head, shoulders and also it's two teenie ickle squirrel paws pressed against the glass. Behind it, there is a patio of grey, irregular slabs, desperately in need of weeding, and a terracotta dish.
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
I saw this a while back, saved it, used it in my school's staff SEND booklet, etc.

This is the Trek way.
A post from a user called 'Deep Space Fine'. Text reads, 'I high key love that Star Trek chose to respond to the idea that 'in the future disability will be erased' with 'in the future disability will be accommodated for without stigma '. The images below this statement show 4 Trek characters to illustrate the point, some with visible tech accommodations, like eye/vision visor.
September 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Maybe they meant Fabions - followers of the great goose destroyer.

Once they overcome man's greatest threat (geese, obvs) they will, truly, be all-powerful.
Picture of model Fabio after the roller coaster goose strike - he is a man wearing a blue shirt, with long, blonde hair, in a roller coaster seat, his face splattered with blood. Two women, also gorily besplattered, are behind him, and another hand is reaching across to his arm, presumably someone trying to check he is okay.
September 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Oh, I am out of guilt and out of fucks left to give.

I'm a 47y/o AuDHDer, dancing on the threshold of perimenopause, with multiple autoimmune conditions in flare.

Anyone wants to get judgy about my entertainment choices!? I choose violence...
Bayeux tapestry - style meme, showing a wonky medieval house/tower and a man in Norman garb, including cloak, with one hand on his hip and the other outstretched, gesturing to a blank space on the linen. The caption reads, 'Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Look thou upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.'
August 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
I want this to happen to him, too.

I'd like it to be an Autistic person, preferably with an IBD, in flare.

I want the walls of his office to resemble a head version of the hand silhouette cave paintings in Lascaux... 😂
Lascaux cave paintings made in prehistoric times. The image shows multiple hand shapes on the stone side of a cave. They are mostly silhouettes, with paint being presumably blown onto the hand and wall, then the hand being lifted, leaving the shape. They range in colour, some white, reddish-orange and brown. They're closely grouped and some overlap.
August 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Wow! Had my first fake celeb follow in here.

I'm 100% sure Jonny Depp has no social media posts, and a burning desire to know about the life of a peculiar, British AuDHD SENDCO...Deffo him, right? 🤔😂
Bluesky page for, it claims, the 'Personal account of Jonny depp'. Funny, for an A-lister, that he has no posts. The page has a picture of Depp with his hands in front of his face in classic pensive/prayer pose, and a main quote banner with a pink background, which reads, 'I just hugged you in my thoughts. I hope you felt it.'
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Quote with a picture of you from the 80s.

1983. 5yrs old. 1st school photo. Me with my holey milk tooth. Not damaged, not decayed. Just weird.
I feel it set the tone for the rest of my life... 😂
School photo. Aged 5. Me, long, brown hair, photo lending a jaundice pallor to my already pale skin, wearing a pale blue woollen dress which grew with me, thanks to poor washing machine choices. I'm smiling and showing my teeth, including one front tooth which has a hole in it, like a little tunnel.
June 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Too much going on in the world, in my workplace. 😖😖😖
Switched off, made pizza dough, sweet shortcrust tarts with creme pat and strawberries and, of course, meringues with the leftover egg whites.
My first foray into strawberry tarts. They're what I call 'ADHD neat'! 😂
A metal cooling rack, on a wooden worktop, holding 6 slightly raggedy strawberry tarts.
May 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
It seems he's only bothered with faux-archaic.

So real archaic is fine, right?

So I could call him a Cockplucker and he'd be fine with it?
Genuine ancient manuscript - French, if I remember correctly, showing a nun holding a basket and harvesting penises from a tree. They're particularly large 'penis fruit', almost overwhelming the small tree. You can tell they're ripe by the dark pink bell ends, to which the illustrator has paid special attention.
April 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
This may explain why both my (Autistic) nephews, despite having only similarly dx'ed friends, regularly tell me that I'm the 'most Autistic person we know'! 🤣😂🤣😂

Maybe I should mention it at my assessment, next week...
Screen shot of my results from the monotropism test, showing a score of 206/235 and 4.38 average. It says this suggests I'm more monotropic than 75% of Autistic people and 99% of Allistic people, based on data from the initial validation study. It then offers visual reference with a chart showing the curves for Autistic and Allistic responses, with an arrow pointing to where my scores fall on the chart. And yeah, I'm way out near the edge!There's then a paragraph on how it may be hard to see on a mobile phone, etc. And reminds that this is just a rough placement based on score, etc, etc.
April 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
We have an annual family competition. My aunt & uncle buy one for each household for Christmas. We compete on: 1st to emerge, 1st to bud, 1st to flower, tallest and most flowers. (I won most flowers this year - 6 in total on 2 stems.)
Used it to announce my broken arm to the family group chat...
Tall, flowering amaryllis is centre, in front of the cupboard and next to a window and stripey vase. There's an arm pointing to the flower, this arm is in a pink, sparkly cast.
March 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Amazon's, 'Gifts for Women' page - row 3 on the FIRST page: a food voucher, hair treatment, tub of Slim Fast and Dulcolax.
Doesn't it just scream, 'Happy Birthday from the patriarchy, you shabby bitch!'?! 😖🤯🙄
Like, wow. 😂
Amazon's 'Gifts for Women', page one. The FIRST page of gift ideas, for women and the options on row 3 are: a Just Eat voucher, a hair product, slim fast and dulcolax. Because nothing says, 'Happy Birthday, we love you,' like slim fast and dulcolax... 😂 The perfect gift collection for the bad-haired yoyo dieter in your life... Jesus wept.
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Unexpectedly unattractive chocolate almond cake. Yes, those are almonds, not toenails.😂
Tasted spectacular. 🤷
Mulyi-layered cake oozing cream, almond ganache and caramel sauce, topped with little cream piped splotches, with almond flake poking up from each. It looks like a collection of severed toenails. A knife is in the foreground.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
I seldom save celeb pics, but looking through, this one got into my album months back.

He'd be a terrible therapist, but may be a good therapeutic object, as writing the alt text has been oddly soothing... 😉
Reform MP and teak-tone, tar-stained walking public health warning against drinking and smoking, Nigel Farage, is pictured sitting on a green sofa in front of green and cream striped wallpaper giving strong 'store manager's house in the late 80s' vibes. He is wearing a blue suit and shirt, yellow tie and a bland facial expression. He holds up a sign stating, 'I'd rim a stray dog for 50p and a packet of quavers'. I feel that this may be an exaggeration, it's possible that the quavers would suffice. They are munch. Fortunately for all of us, in this photo, neither of his testicles is visible. We are not always so lucky. Give thanks to whichever deity you follow for this mercy.
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Recently learned to crochet.
Have already threatened to buy this pattern and clothe the husband. He is...underwhelmed... 😂
A lurid yellow background with two fashion-cartoonish men (one facing front, one facing back) modelling some deeply horrible (presumably) knitted/crocheted underpants as this is what I was searching for online, in jest. One pair is plain green, the other is a weird orange and brown diamond pattern. The text says, 'Mens briefs, size 28-34, digital sewing pattern'.
January 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Was Ellen Ripley trying to battle xenomorphs in the meal deal section? Or had the marines just got lost in the cheese aisle again?
The armoured vehicle from the movie Aliens. A squat, ugly, grey blocky vehicle which looks a little like a chiseled brick on wheels, with a gun turret on top. It is in a metallic, warehouse-type space.
January 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
I assume you trusted in the holy gourd...
Image from Monty Python's Life of Brian movie, depicting biblical-era people in crowd, hands raised. A tall man appears to lead them, next to a woman holding a gourd. A man's head is visible in the corner foreground, he appears to be on the floor. Text overlaying the image says, 'All: A miracle! A miracle! A miracle!'
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. (Use alt text. Obvs. Because we're not ableist twats.)
Cartoon image, black and white. 1920s news strip-style. Man in formal dress suit is approaching a woman seated at a table, apparently in a restaurant, with basic tableware in front of her, glass, decanter, salt&pepper shakers, bread rolls, plate. He asks, in a speech bubble, 'May I join you for dinner?' She replies, 'No, and I hope you get eaten by bats.'
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
In case anyone wants to try and argue this, in Pigeon Street, Long Distance Clara drove a lorry. Separate cab.
It is, therefore, indisputable.
You don't mess with Pigeon Street.
Cartoon image: Long Distance Clara, from Pigeon Street - a bushy-haired lady in a cap sits in the cab of her truck, shown from the side. Her cargo is some indistinct red lumps of something or other. A chef stands alongside the truck, looking up and smiling at the pigeon who is flying just above her truck.
January 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Macaques, that's the other one.
Genuinely worked with a guy who had almost exactly these features but in a human - shaped face, and with darker hair.
Macaque monkey head and shoulders shot. Looks disturbingly similar in features to humans, but with more fur...
January 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
Justin was struggling to adjust back into office life after the Christmas break...
HR were unimpressed.
Medieval artwork depicting three people in front of a red patterned screen. The robbed, nattily-hatted gentlemen on the left is holding up a pointing finger, appearing to admonish one of the other two men. One can only assume he is criticising, not the blandly smocked guy behind, but the foreground chap whose robes cover nothing of use. One has to suspect that the clearly visible penis and - frankly huge - pendulous testicles on full, shameless display are the likely subject of their discourse. The gonadally enhanced gentleman is leaning back, arms out, palms raised in the universal gesture of surprise, as though shocked that he is being rebuked for trotting out the wife pleaser for public display. I imagine some policy point about medieval dress down Fridays is under dispute... Or perhaps a complaint that it's putting people off the sausages in the canteen.
January 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
urgocakelord.bsky.social
My minion of bad luck is complete!
I feel kind of bad about this chirpy chap getting all the bad luck though...
😵‍💫Which sort of defeats the point! 🤦😂
Anyhoo, yay for Leonard Lemonpig!
Leonard, my Lemonpig. It's a zoomorphic lemon, with toothpick legs, cloves for eyes and a curly foil tail. Cuts into the rind form flaps like ears and a slit is cut to depict a mouth, into which a penny has been inserted. The same as picture 1, taken from the side, to show the tail.
January 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Picture of an awful new-build street, with pinball features, because it fits. And is that rubbish-looking.
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM