Girls love the surveillance state (find my friends)
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Girls love the surveillance state (find my friends)
A guy from norway was denied entry to the states for having a disparaging meme of jd vance on his phone. To me, this means progressives need to be papering their camera roll with nudes when coming in and out of the country.
June 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A guy from norway was denied entry to the states for having a disparaging meme of jd vance on his phone. To me, this means progressives need to be papering their camera roll with nudes when coming in and out of the country.
“Can you solve this tech issue for me, babe?” is the new can you open this jar
March 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Can you solve this tech issue for me, babe?” is the new can you open this jar
“I’m fine!!!!” she said, holding an assault rifle
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“I’m fine!!!!” she said, holding an assault rifle
The most powerful people in the world are the elderly because the rules no longer apply to them. My dad is 85 and this past week when I was visiting him I came out of my room to see him washing dishes with no pants on — full moon — and I just kept walking.
March 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The most powerful people in the world are the elderly because the rules no longer apply to them. My dad is 85 and this past week when I was visiting him I came out of my room to see him washing dishes with no pants on — full moon — and I just kept walking.
The news is so depressing these days 😞
March 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The news is so depressing these days 😞
No cuntry for old femmes
March 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No cuntry for old femmes
Visiting my Dad in Louisiana.
Looked for a beach towel to lay outside and—
Looked for a beach towel to lay outside and—
March 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Visiting my Dad in Louisiana.
Looked for a beach towel to lay outside and—
Looked for a beach towel to lay outside and—
In park slope there are no husbands, only partners
March 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In park slope there are no husbands, only partners
The story of Purim is basically pussy so good it saved the jews
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The story of Purim is basically pussy so good it saved the jews
Me, leading a violent coup: listen up sluts, it’s time to lock in
March 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Me, leading a violent coup: listen up sluts, it’s time to lock in
(Me, experiencing authoritarianism) wait, i literally don’t like this
March 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
(Me, experiencing authoritarianism) wait, i literally don’t like this
Today I sat for a 30 minute insight meditation and my last thought before the timer went off was “Kim Kardashian should date a jewish guy”
February 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Today I sat for a 30 minute insight meditation and my last thought before the timer went off was “Kim Kardashian should date a jewish guy”
Gay people are making fun of bisexuals the way white women made fun of white men in 2016 and it’s like ok….stop sleeping with the enemy
January 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gay people are making fun of bisexuals the way white women made fun of white men in 2016 and it’s like ok….stop sleeping with the enemy
Alexa, play perfect day by lou reed
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Alexa, play perfect day by lou reed
Any time someone says yolo im like why would you remind me
December 31, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Any time someone says yolo im like why would you remind me
Can’t decide what’s more interesting, the ceo assassination or spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Can’t decide what’s more interesting, the ceo assassination or spotify wrapped
The only patriot in this god forsaken country was aaron carter
November 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The only patriot in this god forsaken country was aaron carter
In this economy? the sun should be working double time, no pee breaks, union busted
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
In this economy? the sun should be working double time, no pee breaks, union busted
I love what people choose to share on close friends — the public can’t know you’re baking a pie, the perverts will see.
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I love what people choose to share on close friends — the public can’t know you’re baking a pie, the perverts will see.