need him </3

my darling wife i drew you a bath with one of those bath bombs that i know you like. i also poured you a glass of wine, lit a couple candles, and laid out your muppets tub toys (tm) if u need anything else let me know <3

remember this LMAO fuck u electric scooter company im unable to name because of an NDA

me

face is already almost healed, crazy dude

here i go, skeeting off into the sunset. good night

me, tomorrow, after having not had a bike or even having ridden one in probably 10 years LMAO

is there an app for this place or are you made to use the browser let me know pls <3

dude im getting a bike tomorrow im so freaking pumped lets freaking go

i wish it was wednesday im finally getting a bike on wednesday ive been dying for a bike like i dont drive and a bik ewould get me all over im so excited

i skeet when im nervous smh

so what are things called here?? clouds?