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URBeast
@urbeast.bsky.social
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Welcome! I’m URBeast
Mid-20s, male Alaskan
Amateur hobby writer/artist
Largely furry/anthro, rule 34/fanfic
Male/gay focus; some female/straight

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Another 2-note tumblr post I'm cross-posting here, because if there's one thing I love its repeating the same joke four times in the hopes of SOMEBODY laughing
Tumblr text post from user @/urbeastprime, timed 2 hours ago. Text reads: "What if you had a low-evolution pokemon that was Just Your Silly Little Guy, always doing these funny little habits with you, just so adorable, except then he evolved and all of a sudden all those 'cute and innocent' little habits became INSANELY FLIRTATIOUS and kept getting you flustered. Was he always trying to hit on you? Are you just reading his behavior weirdly now that he's the same size as you? Are YOU the freak or is he?" Tags read: "#your beast speaks#''riolu who clings to you and nibbles at you'' to ''lucario that keeps groping you and giving you love-bites'' pipeline" /End
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Tumblr post from user @/urbeastprime Text Reads: "Me: "Rocket Raccoon in a jockstrap. "Rocket Raccoon spreading his pussy. "Rocket Raccoon presenting his ass. "Rocket Raccoon sucking cock. "Rocket Raccoon offering his pits. "Rocket Raccoon riding a dildo." The guy administering my Rorschach test: "I think you need to leave." #joke#I'm normal I'm literally so normal I swear I'm normal (is vividly imagining huffing raccoon boi armpits)" /end text
July 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Summary:
When Sphinx cat single dad Greggory starts commuting in and out of the city for work, his step-sister agrees to introduce him to her and her husband’s friends. Among them: Burgeoning pitbull actor Cain Stafford. In five years, what can happen between the two?
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Text-only story cover. Title: "Where Do You See Yourself in Five Years?" Writer: URBeast. 30k (30,000) words, Male/male. Tags listed: "Content Warning: Intersex/Trans, Content Warning: Breeding. Size difference, Anal, Vaginal, Oral, Fisting, Rimming, Canine Cock, Stripping, Character Development, Love." /end
June 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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CW: Sexually explicit text
Haha what if instead of writing any of my literally hundreds of backed-up ideas, I used random number generators to auto-prompt a Rocket Raccoon facefucking short? Would that be crazy or what
Screenshot of a text document. Visible text reads: "come closed. “Hrrk! Glrk-glrk-glrk-glrk!” he gagged and retched, eyes half-lidded in dazed pleasure, his whole small body quivering and twitching as I throat-fucked him. Each thrust in, I went as deep as I could get, burying my hairy human cock down his gullet until I could feel his splayed-open jaw straining, fangs pressing against my plump pubic mound, his nostrils flaring and eyes fluttering for the brief moment I held him fully down. “Hggrk- GLRK!” Rocket retched again, his back heaving as he pushed up another healthy splash of sloppy mess. “Good boy,” I told him, still keeping my grip on his ears, using the paddle, intentionally, to stroke the side of his face in praise. My cock throbbed as I pulled back, drawing it fully out until my red, glistening glans was perched on the middle of his tongue, his heaving, wet breaths pouring out hot against my sensitive meat, my balls and his chin dripping with mess. It had been a long night, but… “Ready for my last load, Rocky?” He panted heavily, eyes slightly peering up at me, and he clumsily tried to smack his lips and " /End text
May 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Tumblr post from user @urbeastprime. Text reads: "I really love in nsfw art/writing the concept of like hyper-specific kink hookup apps and the like. Like, sure, fuck it, there's an entire category of hookup apps just for voring each other. Or, for hooking up with pokemon or digimon. Or for slimes, taurs, inflatable people, and literal monsters. Its just such a fun niche to play around with imo." Tags read: "#your beast speaks #dating app just for c[redacted] :3c #anyways"
April 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Tumblr text post from user @urbeastprime. Reads: "god I wish I worked at an office where Rocket Raccoon was my supervisor and he kept sexually harassing me anyways" /End quote
March 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Tumblr post from deactivated user @/superjustaguyblog. Post reads: "If he's YOUR werewolf boyfriend, why's he in my living room bottomless with his clit in my mouth?" /end
January 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Twitter text post by @URBeast1. Quote: "I'm so so so so so so SO normal about Rocket Raccoon (need him bouncing and moaning on it)" End quote.
November 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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I guess I'm just reposting my own failposts from tumblr now
Tumblr textpost by @ urbeastprime. Quote: "Gay anthro couple where they meet in their early 20s as a beefy tiger and wolf, both bara-tier muscular adonis types. Cut to their 40s, where the tiger is chubby and soft and cute, while the wolf is scrawny and tired and smokes 2 packs a day. They are So Very Much In Love." /end quote
October 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM