It was good seeing my brother Ron after many years I was sad to see that he got railed by a Penske on his Harley flat tail but I was hungry and he gave me a piece of pizza and then he gave me a pickled egg.

I've noticed in America people really love their trucks particularly and their cars to you I mean s*** but I saw a pair of balls hanging from a truck the other day and then my girlfriend said she got horny in the museum and steered the gear shift weird I think people should make flesh like mufflers

This old Irish boxer I have not seen since Boston in the nineties was in Nashville- we were all waiting on the bus- I asked him if he needed anything- he said shut the fuck up and sing Abe.

It was strange Thanksgiving in Ohio had to walk to the Dollar general. Two people were riding on a wheelchair for a quadriplegic- I said Happy Thanksgiving- they said I'm a minor- I was just trying to be friendly- so go f*** yourself!

I like my coffee like I like my women...
Black & Anally