Urban Spaceman
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“Did you put the night light in my umbrella holder Luke?”
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
“Did you put the night light in my umbrella holder Luke?”
When you’re delighted you switched your Uber ride home from a Bugatti Cheyron chauffeured by Max Verstappen to a Rickshaw with Eamonn Holmes on the pedals.
July 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you’re delighted you switched your Uber ride home from a Bugatti Cheyron chauffeured by Max Verstappen to a Rickshaw with Eamonn Holmes on the pedals.
A week vs a fortnight in Turkey
July 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A week vs a fortnight in Turkey
Erling Haaland has arrived in plenty of time for the Oasis Heaton Park gig this evening.
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Erling Haaland has arrived in plenty of time for the Oasis Heaton Park gig this evening.
Dwayne J Trumpney
July 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Dwayne J Trumpney
Now the two ends of The Etihad are this size, there’s little chance the sides won’t eventually be upgraded over the next decade - which would take the stadium capacity beyond 80,000.
June 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Now the two ends of The Etihad are this size, there’s little chance the sides won’t eventually be upgraded over the next decade - which would take the stadium capacity beyond 80,000.
Ryan Giggs on his way back home from his brothers house giving a nod of approval to Wayne Rooneys latest conquest back in the day.
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ryan Giggs on his way back home from his brothers house giving a nod of approval to Wayne Rooneys latest conquest back in the day.
Hearing strong rumours that the roof drainage problem at Mould Trafford will finally be resolved in the coming weeks.
June 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hearing strong rumours that the roof drainage problem at Mould Trafford will finally be resolved in the coming weeks.
A pestilence upon football.
June 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A pestilence upon football.
The absolute state:
June 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The absolute state:
Manchester City reveal new official drinks partner in £250m a year deal.
May 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Manchester City reveal new official drinks partner in £250m a year deal.
Early retaliation?
May 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Early retaliation?
Year to date (with a game in hand and Rodri back):
May 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Year to date (with a game in hand and Rodri back):
It’s really not that difficult
May 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s really not that difficult
Long Live The King
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Long Live The King
Who are your favourite @theguardian.com writers?
May 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who are your favourite @theguardian.com writers?