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Every time I see "baked chicken" this is what I think of
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every time I see "baked chicken" this is what I think of
They finally released the Epstein files
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They finally released the Epstein files
Apparently the AI can't figure out how to show someone laughing and someone else crying in the same picture so I had to do 2
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Apparently the AI can't figure out how to show someone laughing and someone else crying in the same picture so I had to do 2
We used to be a proper country
You could get a whole ass Big Mac MEAL for $5.
You could get a whole ass Big Mac MEAL for $5.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We used to be a proper country
You could get a whole ass Big Mac MEAL for $5.
You could get a whole ass Big Mac MEAL for $5.
Looks like it's that time of year again. Got to get into the spirit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Looks like it's that time of year again. Got to get into the spirit.
You just stepped into the wrong neighborhood
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
You just stepped into the wrong neighborhood
J.R. is a really bad guy. He lives on a ranch with his mom.
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
J.R. is a really bad guy. He lives on a ranch with his mom.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Zelensky's friend has a literal golden toilet and matching golden bidet from all the money Nazikraine has embezzled from the West.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Zelensky's friend has a literal golden toilet and matching golden bidet from all the money Nazikraine has embezzled from the West.
Just imagine this guy calling someone fat.
And I really don't care how fat he is, but come one, he has to see himself in the mirror. He knows he's the picture of Dorian Grey, not the picture of health.
And I really don't care how fat he is, but come one, he has to see himself in the mirror. He knows he's the picture of Dorian Grey, not the picture of health.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Just imagine this guy calling someone fat.
And I really don't care how fat he is, but come one, he has to see himself in the mirror. He knows he's the picture of Dorian Grey, not the picture of health.
And I really don't care how fat he is, but come one, he has to see himself in the mirror. He knows he's the picture of Dorian Grey, not the picture of health.
Trump posted a picture of himself with his gut photoshopped out and a square ass. I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure asses don't have right angles.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Trump posted a picture of himself with his gut photoshopped out and a square ass. I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure asses don't have right angles.
LOL and LMAO
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
LOL and LMAO
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here's what a conservative (NOT a libertarian because lazy fair pure ultra capitalism isn't enough, you also need to police morality too) former defense anal-list actually believes:
politicsandprosperity.com/2025/11/03/n...
politicsandprosperity.com/2025/11/03/n...
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Here's what a conservative (NOT a libertarian because lazy fair pure ultra capitalism isn't enough, you also need to police morality too) former defense anal-list actually believes:
politicsandprosperity.com/2025/11/03/n...
politicsandprosperity.com/2025/11/03/n...
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is Dick Butkus. He's 6'3'' and 245 lbs. Trump is supposed to be 6'3'' and 233 lbs. He's way fatter than that.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is Dick Butkus. He's 6'3'' and 245 lbs. Trump is supposed to be 6'3'' and 233 lbs. He's way fatter than that.
Almost every year for the past decade I've done the political compass test (www.gotoquiz.com/politics/pol...), usually around this time of year. It's flawed, but it serves as a benchmark for how I've changed and remained the same over the years.
I don't know what happened in 2018.
I don't know what happened in 2018.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Almost every year for the past decade I've done the political compass test (www.gotoquiz.com/politics/pol...), usually around this time of year. It's flawed, but it serves as a benchmark for how I've changed and remained the same over the years.
I don't know what happened in 2018.
I don't know what happened in 2018.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Google just flat out doesn't know what these things are. Neither do I. They appear mostly in Autumn. Uncommon, always a single ball at the end of a stick (the stick usually rots away like below). They are extremely hard, about 1.5 cm in diameter. Always singular never in clusters or even pairs.
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Google just flat out doesn't know what these things are. Neither do I. They appear mostly in Autumn. Uncommon, always a single ball at the end of a stick (the stick usually rots away like below). They are extremely hard, about 1.5 cm in diameter. Always singular never in clusters or even pairs.
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Trump official portrait
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump official portrait
"So, why do you want to join ICE?"
"Well, you see, I got a nut..."
"Okay, you're hired."
"Well, you see, I got a nut..."
"Okay, you're hired."
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"So, why do you want to join ICE?"
"Well, you see, I got a nut..."
"Okay, you're hired."
"Well, you see, I got a nut..."
"Okay, you're hired."
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is accurate.
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is accurate.
Inspired to do my own. Never did Salvador Allende before.
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Inspired to do my own. Never did Salvador Allende before.