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do you remember when joji randomly made one of the best songs of the 20teens
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November 30, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Me reading all the comments and looking for all the fanart of Agatha All Along AgathaRio content
November 30, 2024 at 6:46 AM
sex before toilet paper must’ve smelt like shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 AM
nothing more annoying at night than noise like any unwanted noise but especially a loud fucking idling truck/motorcycle for over an hour WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING why are you leaving it on all fucking night?!?!?!?!
November 30, 2024 at 6:02 AM
i am speed
November 30, 2024 at 6:00 AM
do you ever get trauma brain from certain media? like the bug scene from king kong lol like wtf was THAT about?!?
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Caps best suit too
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Hailee Steinfeld is now engaged to Josh Allen!? lol I guess this guy being a MAGA racist wasn’t a deal breaker. Jfc hopefully they recast Kate Bishop with someone who has integrity.
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November 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
is the US headed towards The Handmaids Tale, The Hunger Games or Soylent Green 🤔
November 30, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Hot Take:

Kathryn Hahn should lead in everything
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Wolves are essential.
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 PM
is Atomic Blonde a Thanksgiving movie 🤔 it’s set in November so i assume the answer is yes
November 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Rio didn’t have to give Agatha and Billy a choice. She’s Death incarnate, big D. She could’ve just taken both of them. I think everyone overlooked that really subtle line when she says "Looks like you two are finally on the same page…” As in she’s a Cosmic being and she’s leaving Wiccan Alive.
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November 28, 2024 at 8:42 AM
the weird MIB bright flash opening this app is super unpleasant

#Bluesky please I’m blind 😭💀
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November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
i don’t know what amount of the population should be literate but just 54% ain’t it that’s for fuck sure
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 AM
anyway

Agatha & Rio being played by Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza was such a fucking mood:

Can we go back to complicated lesbian witch stories or..?
November 28, 2024 at 5:19 AM
as a full grown adult i still don’t understand how other adults get excited about thanksgiving the way i did when i was a child.

it’s labor intensive work for the majority of just women to celebrate the gross takeover of this country from its people

call me cynical but this holiday is fucked up
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Me laughing at my own jokes when I send em out into the interwebs
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 1:50 AM
My favorite part about the Alpha male, manosphere pseudo intellectualism movement, is how none of these males are experts in any social, biological or neurological sciences; yet they make weird, unfounded claims based on revisionist histories of 1950s America based on kitchen appliance ads.
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November 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Spooky Book Club
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Discussion topics for thanksgiving this year:

What will America post democracy be like- The Purge, The Hunger Games or The Road?
November 28, 2024 at 12:49 AM
What flavor of christofascism do the MAGA cultists want to instill exactly 🤔

once the dogs catch the car- which version of hate are they going to impose on the rest of us? do they even know?

last time i checked catholics and fundies do not get along like at all
November 27, 2024 at 11:41 PM
every MAGA when the yellow & black shirts start rounding people up
November 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM