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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust
@urbanelevations.bsky.social
#platesec **friend buddy**
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Putting together a team…
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Uncanny

***apologies to Wrinkles
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Houston you got a problem. It’s time you got some religion…

GO TEAM!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
***turns Threat Level up to 11

Wanna go… ? 🤌🏻
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It was this or Mountain Dew.
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did this one 5 years ago. Used Dolomite. It doesn’t overwhelm
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gotta be real here… existing bathroom was done. Needed the update. Prolly would have recommended Dolomite or Thassos marble. The fx are trendy.

The only mistake is the vanity.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going through life as Simple Jack but angry all the time
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gotta feel for Kimmy. Tyler is vicious
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just walk to the store and grab a bag like any other Canadian
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He’s doing his very best Sista!

14/10 skritches
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Omg guise!!!! Look who I met today!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@sista.bsky.social has begun assembling the team.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You may not like it but this is peak Senator.

Keep grinding.
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
October 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just waiting for these bad boys to arrive and I’m set!!
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Gold and teal will strike,
Seahawks grounded, skies are ours
Touchdown Jesus shines.

GO TEAM!!
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Schmoo
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Out of milk & smokes 🤷‍♂️
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM