Congrats on the DPhil.

Think it used to be related to work/labor. Not so much recently...

Parakeets are a penny a dozen in south London. Surprised anybody would be smuggling.

That floor looks too nice to be fixing old bikes above.

I thought being poor always cost more. Rent vs mortgage. Pre-payment meter vs contract. Credit card debt vs loan....

Upward trickle of money....its what the establishment secretly want in the UK.

My household has bought several bikes on ride to work scheme. Most of which are used for riding to work...

Absute twaddle.

Not a note wrong....which is really hard on brass.

Swift? Life is too short. Do something else. Gym, run, swim etc.

I have done it whilst watching TV, but even then i am not concentrating on the cycling so all a bit half arsed.

Indoor cycling is so BORING. After 10 mins i want to shoot myself.

1 for commuting, 1 gravel, 1 mtb, 1 road...would like a touring bike also. You seem to have more than that.

Not counting track bikes which normally live at the velodrome.