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I agree…if Epstein never existed all of this would still be happening.
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I agree…if Epstein never existed all of this would still be happening.
Sticking knitting needles in his eyes would also hurt. Posting that for a friend.
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Sticking knitting needles in his eyes would also hurt. Posting that for a friend.
On behalf of America…ummm…we are sorry for the inconvenience. We will try to fix it later this year. Don’t get your hopes up though.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
On behalf of America…ummm…we are sorry for the inconvenience. We will try to fix it later this year. Don’t get your hopes up though.
I could name my poo after him if you think that would help. Trumpooton…has a nice squishy ring to it!
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I could name my poo after him if you think that would help. Trumpooton…has a nice squishy ring to it!
He won’t settle for anything less than United States of Trump.
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
He won’t settle for anything less than United States of Trump.
Flap your ears and if you really believe….you can fly too!
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Flap your ears and if you really believe….you can fly too!
My dog believes he can fly.
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My dog believes he can fly.
Don’t worry…they won’t rig the elections. After tRump declares martial law…they will just be cancelled.
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Don’t worry…they won’t rig the elections. After tRump declares martial law…they will just be cancelled.
How bad do things have to be before you take refuge in Miami?
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
How bad do things have to be before you take refuge in Miami?
Maybe he meant to type that he wanted to eat his dad’s black guys.
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Maybe he meant to type that he wanted to eat his dad’s black guys.
Not to mention the highly coveted FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Not to mention the highly coveted FIFA Peace Prize.
“This is where the ship comes from”…reminds me of the line from MST3K….”This is where the fish lives”….thanks for the memories orange poo!
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“This is where the ship comes from”…reminds me of the line from MST3K….”This is where the fish lives”….thanks for the memories orange poo!
This is why I am a disestablishmentarianist!
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is why I am a disestablishmentarianist!
I think Greenland and Panama are still in the running.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think Greenland and Panama are still in the running.
No…they need to go through the Aptitude Test like Triss did to chose their faction.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No…they need to go through the Aptitude Test like Triss did to chose their faction.
I see what you did there……”curry”
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I see what you did there……”curry”
Actually, Trump has 34 convictions.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Actually, Trump has 34 convictions.
You sure this isn’t Whoville?
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You sure this isn’t Whoville?
I think he should get the “No Bull Please Prize”.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think he should get the “No Bull Please Prize”.
Guess he likes big balls.
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Guess he likes big balls.
Chemical weapons! Must-turd gas!
August 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Chemical weapons! Must-turd gas!
I thought asteroids came from Uranus.
June 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I thought asteroids came from Uranus.
We’ve never seen Musk dance….so he might have 2 left feet.
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We’ve never seen Musk dance….so he might have 2 left feet.
…or red hats.
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
…or red hats.