Jez
@uranium8.bsky.social
May get slightly more serious depending how this pans out.
"I'm just telling you what was in the dream. But it's gotta be this one certain thing..."
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"I'm just telling you what was in the dream. But it's gotta be this one certain thing..."
I've checked the CCTV, Tosh. Uniform are on the lookout for pointy hats.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've checked the CCTV, Tosh. Uniform are on the lookout for pointy hats.
I presume because you are vulnerable. But if they gave us all the vaccine you'd be even less vulnerable.
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I presume because you are vulnerable. But if they gave us all the vaccine you'd be even less vulnerable.
"Who ate all the jizz?"
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Who ate all the jizz?"
"The referee's a wanker!"
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"The referee's a wanker!"
Courry brand cat food? If I were that cat I'd give you The Long Goodbye, crazy lady.
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Courry brand cat food? If I were that cat I'd give you The Long Goodbye, crazy lady.
"Here’s your field. It’s yours for as long as you may live.". Does sound like it could be a threat out of The Godfather or summat...
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Here’s your field. It’s yours for as long as you may live.". Does sound like it could be a threat out of The Godfather or summat...
They were lucky to have such honest fellas as us!
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
They were lucky to have such honest fellas as us!
Years ago email wasn't anywhere near as secure as it is now. Mails queued in plain text with physical access it would be very easy to intercept and read/modify/delete.
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Years ago email wasn't anywhere near as secure as it is now. Mails queued in plain text with physical access it would be very easy to intercept and read/modify/delete.
Centrist politicians fail the population giving rise to a fascist government and they throw in a huge ID database so said fascists can target their opponents precisely for slaughter/imprisonment.
September 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Centrist politicians fail the population giving rise to a fascist government and they throw in a huge ID database so said fascists can target their opponents precisely for slaughter/imprisonment.
"Here's looking at you, kid."
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"Here's looking at you, kid."
It's a form that might catch with this online age check malarkey.
August 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's a form that might catch with this online age check malarkey.
Love Elliot Gould. Rewatched Altman's The Long Goodbye the other night. Sublime.
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Love Elliot Gould. Rewatched Altman's The Long Goodbye the other night. Sublime.
Not him. But that Terry Nutkins has a lot of explaining to do. Granted his circumstances might make this difficult. We could get Derek Acorah involved but, granted his circumstances might make that difficult.
August 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not him. But that Terry Nutkins has a lot of explaining to do. Granted his circumstances might make this difficult. We could get Derek Acorah involved but, granted his circumstances might make that difficult.
Depends. Is your neighbour a hedgehog?
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Depends. Is your neighbour a hedgehog?
I'll be sure to get there early tomorrow then!
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'll be sure to get there early tomorrow then!
Finally, Twin Peaks: The Return makes sense!
August 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Finally, Twin Peaks: The Return makes sense!
"She dwelt among the untrodden ways
And went her messages by helicopter"
And went her messages by helicopter"
July 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"She dwelt among the untrodden ways
And went her messages by helicopter"
And went her messages by helicopter"