zexhammer!!!!! :D
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Hey im zexhammer andi m really fucking ugly and stupid and dumb and really ugly ugly UGLY UGLY!!! IM REALLY STUPID AND UGLY AND FAT!!!
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Yep. It was all just a goof! I didnt mean it when i told people to kill themselkves... dont be STUPID, BAKA! I actually left a microscopic "jk" on every single on of my posts, you just couldnt see it. It's not my fault you morons didnt bother to zoom in.... HMPH!
November 9, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Yep. It was all just a goof! I didnt mean it when i told people to kill themselkves... dont be STUPID, BAKA! I actually left a microscopic "jk" on every single on of my posts, you just couldnt see it. It's not my fault you morons didnt bother to zoom in.... HMPH!
ALL OF JESSES FRIENDS ARE SEXUALLYT HARASSING ME EVEN THOUYGH I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL (BIG AND FAT 300+ LBS GODDESS) GIRLFRIEND ANDI M REALLY DISTRAUGHT ABOUT IT SO IM STRESS-EATING
November 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
ALL OF JESSES FRIENDS ARE SEXUALLYT HARASSING ME EVEN THOUYGH I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL (BIG AND FAT 300+ LBS GODDESS) GIRLFRIEND ANDI M REALLY DISTRAUGHT ABOUT IT SO IM STRESS-EATING
November 2, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Dear ROMAN the person PELASE DONT HATE ME BECAUSE I LIKE BIG BOYS! Its reaaaaally.. disheartening🥶🥶🥶Hey.. I like android 16 from dragonball z aswell.. Dont you think he'd be WAY more attractive if he was built like Janemba? Or Majin Buu? I think so. Think on it, romybear.
November 2, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Dear ROMAN the person PELASE DONT HATE ME BECAUSE I LIKE BIG BOYS! Its reaaaaally.. disheartening🥶🥶🥶Hey.. I like android 16 from dragonball z aswell.. Dont you think he'd be WAY more attractive if he was built like Janemba? Or Majin Buu? I think so. Think on it, romybear.
On a lighter note, does anyone think Jax from Digital circus would be way hotter if he was over 300lbs and had visible pubic hair? Let me know pls in replies urgent
November 2, 2024 at 3:06 AM
On a lighter note, does anyone think Jax from Digital circus would be way hotter if he was over 300lbs and had visible pubic hair? Let me know pls in replies urgent
Dear CHRONIC. I HATE you! I'm hate-eating right now because I hate you SOOOO much! Go away zebra hair! 😝this account is for ZEXY HAMMERS ONLY, AND WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR PEOPLE... LIKE YOU... HEHEHHE... HEHEHEHHEHE..... HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH..... HEHHEHEHHEHEH..... IM SO FAT HEHEHEHEHHE...
November 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Dear CHRONIC. I HATE you! I'm hate-eating right now because I hate you SOOOO much! Go away zebra hair! 😝this account is for ZEXY HAMMERS ONLY, AND WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR PEOPLE... LIKE YOU... HEHEHHE... HEHEHEHHEHE..... HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH..... HEHHEHEHHEHEH..... IM SO FAT HEHEHEHEHHE...
If you guys unfollow me becuase of my belly kink... Dont even TRY to interact with me... Just know, my weight DEFINES me as a person and if i lost it, i'd be nothing.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 2, 2024 at 3:03 AM
If you guys unfollow me becuase of my belly kink... Dont even TRY to interact with me... Just know, my weight DEFINES me as a person and if i lost it, i'd be nothing.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zexoomfs.. Whats more believable? Jesse being racist, or Jesse secretly being a Neo Nazi? I CANT decide because of my SILLY GREMLIN BRAIN, DYAAA!!! 😆😆😆 Maybe if someone rubbed my belly and called me a good boy id be able to decide haha
October 31, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Zexoomfs.. Whats more believable? Jesse being racist, or Jesse secretly being a Neo Nazi? I CANT decide because of my SILLY GREMLIN BRAIN, DYAAA!!! 😆😆😆 Maybe if someone rubbed my belly and called me a good boy id be able to decide haha
Does anyone wanna cuddle m,e...? I'm a cutesy wittle big boy who needs a wittle puppyboy/girl to snuggle me... WOOF! 😝
October 31, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Does anyone wanna cuddle m,e...? I'm a cutesy wittle big boy who needs a wittle puppyboy/girl to snuggle me... WOOF! 😝
I cant believe J*sse Likes-Roblox-Kids-A replied on my post saying he DOESNT like vore. I LOVE vore. I want to eat Jesse but not in a sexual way I just want to devour him like a kaiju in the godzilla verse. Im gonna swallow him whole like a little gumdrop and he'll bang on the walls of my inner stom
October 30, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I cant believe J*sse Likes-Roblox-Kids-A replied on my post saying he DOESNT like vore. I LOVE vore. I want to eat Jesse but not in a sexual way I just want to devour him like a kaiju in the godzilla verse. Im gonna swallow him whole like a little gumdrop and he'll bang on the walls of my inner stom
Reaching out to all my zexy fans, anyone fw Vore? I really want to be swallowed like a big mac by some big man
October 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Reaching out to all my zexy fans, anyone fw Vore? I really want to be swallowed like a big mac by some big man
Made an alt account thats just like Jesses. Scammed someone out of 70$ for it. Im gonna use that to comission some guy to draw Banhammer with fat greasy rolls and huge tits. Score. Suck on that, Jesse! Kyahaha!
a fat asian man is sitting on a couch and smiling .
ALT: a fat asian man is sitting on a couch and smiling .
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October 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Made an alt account thats just like Jesses. Scammed someone out of 70$ for it. Im gonna use that to comission some guy to draw Banhammer with fat greasy rolls and huge tits. Score. Suck on that, Jesse! Kyahaha!
Another day, another fake accusation...Maybe ill say Jesse killed his dog 20 years ago... GENIUS AS EVER, ZEXHAMMER!
October 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Another day, another fake accusation...Maybe ill say Jesse killed his dog 20 years ago... GENIUS AS EVER, ZEXHAMMER!
Girls: ❌
Women: ❌
Boys: ❌
Fat Boys: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Friends of Jesse: ❌
Fat Friends of Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
My gf: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Women: ❌
Boys: ❌
Fat Boys: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Friends of Jesse: ❌
Fat Friends of Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
My gf: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
October 26, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Girls: ❌
Women: ❌
Boys: ❌
Fat Boys: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Friends of Jesse: ❌
Fat Friends of Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
My gf: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Women: ❌
Boys: ❌
Fat Boys: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Friends of Jesse: ❌
Fat Friends of Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
My gf: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Im pregnant... With a food baby! Had some arbys 🤭
October 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Im pregnant... With a food baby! Had some arbys 🤭
Dude i am so ugly and stupid and dumb I wish i was a better person but ill never be becaus eim tooooooo dumb and stupid MY ONE TITY IUS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER
October 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Dude i am so ugly and stupid and dumb I wish i was a better person but ill never be becaus eim tooooooo dumb and stupid MY ONE TITY IUS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER
#phighting Hey guys, fan favorite zexhammer here, I made my personal kinsona interpratation of Banhammer! THis is me i identify with this Lol!
October 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
#phighting Hey guys, fan favorite zexhammer here, I made my personal kinsona interpratation of Banhammer! THis is me i identify with this Lol!
D-do you guys think jesse will notice me if I use a burner? >_< P-pwease notice me owo Im just a wittle shyyyy desuuuuu
October 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
D-do you guys think jesse will notice me if I use a burner? >_< P-pwease notice me owo Im just a wittle shyyyy desuuuuu
Wait. J-Jesse hasnt acknowdlegved me in the past 3 minutes! I HAVEW TO MAKE UP ALLEGATIONS!!!! EFFECTIUVE, IMMMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
October 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Wait. J-Jesse hasnt acknowdlegved me in the past 3 minutes! I HAVEW TO MAKE UP ALLEGATIONS!!!! EFFECTIUVE, IMMMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
Does anyone like vore? Im a fan of it
October 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Does anyone like vore? Im a fan of it