Under the lens of digesting media and arming oneself with fact as we enter the next four years - a lot of people would benefit from taking a media criticism class.

@mulaney.bsky.social Please, I beg of you — we need a There’s a Horse in the Hospital sequel as soon as possible.

It’s been a few days and I’m still saying “uuup!!??!” to friends and family who have 0 context. @mulaney.bsky.social

My toxic trait is hearing Billy Joel come on in public (like a gas station or something) and acting like it’s some crazy thing to hear his music, like he’s some underground artist only I know about.

Can someone please explain to me how I just somehow managed to burn soup? Like, smoke and all.

I just laughed too hard and simultaneously gave both of my legs Charley horses.

Don’t know why it took me 20 years to realize the words are “travel on a jet plane” not “drive a large airplane” in Kelly Clarkson’s Breakaway but… here we are. I always thought that line didn’t make sense 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh no, it’s time to cry on the train from Penn to The Tortured Poets Department anthology.

Can the fake Nick Kroll and Billy Joel accounts please stop following me on insta unless you can do a solid impression of one or the other?

Live from New York —