It’s all in his self defense: they get out of line and into the fire they go!

Pulitzers for the best renditions?

Nonsense! That’s like saying I’ve passed the age to a patronizing, mansplaining older CIS white dude.

Yeah he just didn’t want Kamala either. Guess he should’ve written a better door dash request for national governance

How do I join you for this endeavor? Is there video, pictures, what?

I had a friend who used deer piss in a syringe to add seasoning to cloth car seats belonging to a feuding neighbor. Pushed in past the seals on the window and let fly. This was in the middle of summer, and the neighbor had flown out on vacation, so you imagine their joy later…

We couldn’t get that lucky

...and another.