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After serving his sentence under house arrest, Bendtner signs for his hometown club, FC Copenhagen.
The fans are delirious, and the club shop instantly sells out of Bendtner shirts.
But they start having doubts when clips emerge from his first training session...
The fans are delirious, and the club shop instantly sells out of Bendtner shirts.
But they start having doubts when clips emerge from his first training session...
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
After serving his sentence under house arrest, Bendtner signs for his hometown club, FC Copenhagen.
The fans are delirious, and the club shop instantly sells out of Bendtner shirts.
But they start having doubts when clips emerge from his first training session...
The fans are delirious, and the club shop instantly sells out of Bendtner shirts.
But they start having doubts when clips emerge from his first training session...
Then he popped up on French TV promising to "piss in the ass" of journalists and, for some reason, the pope.
Next up, Eric faced a panel of horrified FA officials.
But he didn’t take it too seriously, partying with Paul Ince, Gazza and Ian Wright until 4.45am the night before.
Next up, Eric faced a panel of horrified FA officials.
But he didn’t take it too seriously, partying with Paul Ince, Gazza and Ian Wright until 4.45am the night before.
February 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Then he popped up on French TV promising to "piss in the ass" of journalists and, for some reason, the pope.
Next up, Eric faced a panel of horrified FA officials.
But he didn’t take it too seriously, partying with Paul Ince, Gazza and Ian Wright until 4.45am the night before.
Next up, Eric faced a panel of horrified FA officials.
But he didn’t take it too seriously, partying with Paul Ince, Gazza and Ian Wright until 4.45am the night before.