Upscale Bohemian
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Upscale Bohemian
@upscalebohemian.bsky.social
Scantily clad hookers using Bluesky looking for a payday can fuck off. You all get blocked and reported.

Former big city, now living in California farmland about an hour from Sacramento.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Quiet, piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Quiet, piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just wondering how MAGA's feeling watching all these Democratic wins tonight. I hope Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, et al. are quaking in their boots when they realize their "soft coupe" is failing, and they are looking at future trials and prison sentences.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Say what you will, but this dribbling ICE dick sure has a clever and classic disguise.
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Add one more (MAGA nut) in Myrtle Beach. She can't be a TRUE MAGA. "Medical Expert" Dr. Oz said it was every American's patriotic duty to be in shape to save the country from needless medical expenses. 🙂 (Fatboy Trump gets an exception again, just like always.)
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Pritzker, a large framed man that Ted Cruz thought he was dissing by calling fat. This same Ted Cruz. The constant hypocrisy, lying, and deceit Ted Cruz. A man of the people who looks like he ate a few of them.
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The Cabbage Slaw with Creamy Sesame-Ginger Dressing in that book is worth the price alone. I add raw broccoli sliced with the 2mm blade on my food processor. Literally everyone of all ages I've made it for has been blown away.
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The thing about that is, that crowd talks tough online, and when it comes time to do it, they'd rather sit it out in Mom's basement, play video games, and wonder why they can't get a date or even noticed by another person. Then they eat their feelings. Exhibit A.
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
October 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The turning point for that may have happened this year. This is encouraging news.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Encouraging news.
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The same Ted Cruz who tried to mock Governor Pritzker's weight. Pot. Kettle. Black. And Pritzker has a large frame. Cruz has a fast food addiction or shame eating or something going on. Guilty conscience, maybe? Total lack of self-awareness, and hypocrisy, as usual.
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Same. :) I'll survive.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In many ways yes, but then I look at his comrades in arms... :)
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mitch McConnell is often compared to a turtle, but his baby pictures reveal him to be a shark.
October 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Often compared to a turtle, his baby pictures reveal he's actually a shark. :)
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I guess Mitch McConnell probably misses his youth (as a baby shark).
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM