Patrick
@uprootedtexan.bsky.social
Managing Editor for Battle Red Blog. Opinions all my own.
Sometimes a genius but mostly insane.
Sometimes a genius but mostly insane.
Still blown away at how beautiful a cat I wound up adopting.
Louie Armstrong Cat.
Louie Armstrong Cat.
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Still blown away at how beautiful a cat I wound up adopting.
Louie Armstrong Cat.
Louie Armstrong Cat.
Someone brought their small, yappy dog onto the plane.
If I had brought my cat on board, he would be quietly perusing the menu and wondering, somewhat passive-aggressively, why the food service hasn’t begun yet.
Because he is a gentleman. He’s sophisticated.
If I had brought my cat on board, he would be quietly perusing the menu and wondering, somewhat passive-aggressively, why the food service hasn’t begun yet.
Because he is a gentleman. He’s sophisticated.
April 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Someone brought their small, yappy dog onto the plane.
If I had brought my cat on board, he would be quietly perusing the menu and wondering, somewhat passive-aggressively, why the food service hasn’t begun yet.
Because he is a gentleman. He’s sophisticated.
If I had brought my cat on board, he would be quietly perusing the menu and wondering, somewhat passive-aggressively, why the food service hasn’t begun yet.
Because he is a gentleman. He’s sophisticated.
I think I’ve been forgiven.
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I think I’ve been forgiven.
I mean look at this twerp, he’s not even sorry.
March 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I mean look at this twerp, he’s not even sorry.
Dude looks like he’s trying to steal my girl.
February 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dude looks like he’s trying to steal my girl.
Been a while since I posted pictures of King Baby.
January 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Been a while since I posted pictures of King Baby.
Hey, dude who shot that CEO, do you take requests?
December 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Hey, dude who shot that CEO, do you take requests?
Can I offer you a nice Louie pic in these trying times?
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Can I offer you a nice Louie pic in these trying times?
Get off my computer, Louie.
November 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Get off my computer, Louie.
I’ll ask again: is he a fascist in which case what the fuck are you doing ever meeting with the motherfucker? Or is he not a fascist and all the fascist talk was kayfabe in which case why should anyone ever believe you again?
You don’t get to have it both ways.
You don’t get to have it both ways.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I’ll ask again: is he a fascist in which case what the fuck are you doing ever meeting with the motherfucker? Or is he not a fascist and all the fascist talk was kayfabe in which case why should anyone ever believe you again?
You don’t get to have it both ways.
You don’t get to have it both ways.
Louie’s not feeling good today.
Any good thoughts you can send his way would be appreciated.
Any good thoughts you can send his way would be appreciated.
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Louie’s not feeling good today.
Any good thoughts you can send his way would be appreciated.
Any good thoughts you can send his way would be appreciated.
Religious zealot covers up sex abuse scandal.
How unsurprising.
How unsurprising.
November 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Religious zealot covers up sex abuse scandal.
How unsurprising.
How unsurprising.
The distinguished gentleman.
November 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
The distinguished gentleman.
Hey check out my melon.
August 9, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Hey check out my melon.