John Ochwat
@uppitycitizen.bsky.social
Writer. Recovering journalist. Once in a while musician. Part-Canadian, part Cascadian. Toronto expat. Rhymes with "crock pot." he/him
My nanosecond of fame!
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My nanosecond of fame!
The part that wouldn't fit: The first time I called, I opted for a callback from them. That never happened.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The part that wouldn't fit: The first time I called, I opted for a callback from them. That never happened.
Oh come on, someone PLEASE make the embedded joke ….
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh come on, someone PLEASE make the embedded joke ….
The checkers all say
It was windy that day
When the sales of November
Came early ….
It was windy that day
When the sales of November
Came early ….
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The checkers all say
It was windy that day
When the sales of November
Came early ….
It was windy that day
When the sales of November
Came early ….
Ooh! I’m actually going with “plagiarism machine”
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ooh! I’m actually going with “plagiarism machine”
Portland has a parallel parking competition. This could be another event in the First World Adulting Olympics 🚗🥣
August 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Portland has a parallel parking competition. This could be another event in the First World Adulting Olympics 🚗🥣
Probably true. I don’t recall ever not liking a Cary Grant movie
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Probably true. I don’t recall ever not liking a Cary Grant movie
You had a fight song?? Ours would’ve been the beeping of a life support machine
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You had a fight song?? Ours would’ve been the beeping of a life support machine