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Upp3rclass Los3r
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Who am I? Just a nerdy dude trying to keep positive in a negative world. Father and husband. Star Trek junkie 🖖, and shit-post afficionado. Fuck Donald Trump🖕
I want to feel alive and hopeful like I did 20 years ago.
Now it feels like I'm just waiting to die.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Spread it like covid in 2020
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Reposted by Upp3rclass Los3r
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's Friday. Time is up.

Where are the Epstein Files?
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nope. 30 seconds of that bloated orange fuckbag's rant was all I could take. Completely insane.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Timeline cleanse!

Sleepy kitty, Calisto.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I've managed to hold on to an item long enough for it to become a collectable.

The thing is, I've only had it for going on 4 years.

It's value is incredibly volatile.

Anyway, it's a sealed Pokémon 25th Anniversary Celebrations ETB.

Any offers?
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes, I play MTG: Arena.

Behold, my stats!

#MTGArena #MagicTheGathering
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kegsbreath is a weak little bitch.
Before him and Donny Dipshit get dragged to their executions for being traitors and murderers, can we have them defend themselves against a top ranked mma fighter in the octogon or something? Like a Bully Beatdown episode, but for trashy fascist bitches.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Blah.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A short 🧵...
So I most was working food service at a local fast food place. I called out sick two days feeling unwell after nursing my sick kid. That led into my weekend which i spent another third of a day recovering. Got some energy back, check my schedule for the next week and my hours were cut..
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Never wanted an Xbox. Never liked them or the games they offered. Hope this tanks the console completely. Fucking idiots.
The next Xbox will be high-end and curated, teases Xbox president Sarah Bond:

"The next-gen console will be a very premium and high-end curated experience. You're starting to see some of the thinking we have in this handheld, but I don't want to give it all away"

▶️ youtu.be/yDmwJ7tuoD8?...

#Xbox
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nature can't have him. He needs to be dragged in front of a court, tried, and then if guilty, publically executed. Publically. Make an example. A loud, visual, unmistakable example of exactly what one can expect should they try to pull this level of dumbfuckery ever again.
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
If not for medical advancements brought about in the last few hundred years, I'd have been dead twice before I turned 40.
You know
For only being 33 [i think] ive experienced a strange amount of "i could've died" situations not even counting this year's medical crisis

And that's honestly really wild to think about at 10pm at night
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Mike Johnson is in the Epstein Files. Bet that.
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's Tuesday so;

-Fuck ICE
-Fuck Trump
-Fuck Bondi
-Fuck Patel
-Fuck Johnson
-Fuck Vance
-Fuck Kegsbreath
-Fuck MAGA
-Fuck anybody I missed who deserves it

🖕🖕
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm an antifa athiest, so do they cancel out like a double negative, or am I a double terrorist?
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
No notes.
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm just not feeling it lately. Im not feeling it ever, but especially more so in recent days. I'm anxious, exhausted from lack of sleep or lack of good sleep. Completely stressed out by the mountain of debt i'll surely die under. Pretty sure my UC is gonna flair up.

Very exciting times 🤦‍♂️
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This year's Government Shutdown is brought to you by fascist Republicans.

When your party has the majority in both the House and Senate, and the Presidency, that shit is on YOU!

Feel free to die mad about it. 🖕
September 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's facts backed by science. I'm probably sort of right.

Id argue that triangles are more visually appealing than rectangles, and since we eat with our eyes as well as our mouths, the visual appeal of the triangle subconsciously implies that because it looks good it will also taste good. Maybe 🤷‍♂️
resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Every time.
EVERY time since Columbine that people have been slaughtered at school, house of worship, theater, etc. we have been screeched at by 2nd amendment freaks about the right to protect against tyranny.

Where are they now?

OH they’re masked in camo *checks notes* DOING ALL THE TYRANNY.

#AbolishICE
September 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When I heard Magic: The Gathering was putting out a Star Trek set...
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Added my two cents to this lovely couples photo. They seem happy.
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, and now I strongly suspect Trump is a pedophile and I demand to see the Epstein Client List.
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM