YO this was my shit in third grade. I still remember some of the lyrics.

absolutely stunning

working on my hat cosplay as i watch this

this is the pitch

At some point I will be at peace with the fact that my physical appearance will never be "genderless" enough to ensure I don't get "miss" and "ma'am"-ed by every stranger who talks to me. But until then I must just appreciate my unrelenting dumptruck ass for what it is