I've been playing Pokemon Legends Z-A, if anyone wants to participate in a trade then hit me up. I'm going to need to complete the research tasks and I don't know any other Pokemon players.

6502 assembly is what I'm learning atm. The pain of having 16-bit memory addresses with an 8-bit processor is understated.

Don't eat scalding hot cheese on toast. If you do by chance, do not then pop any blisters that form on the ceiling of your mouth.

J.K. Rowling should be Rowling in the grave. Haha. Do one son.

I have sunburn. Me, a god. Sunburn. Well there you are I suppose, immortality is one thing but invulnerability would be preferable.

I'm gonna be battling in Pokemon Sword for the next couple of hours. I will accept any challengers.

I am a god now.

It's easy to make a software version of the Countdown numbers game, but in order to validate answers in the letters game you need to have a list of all the words that are valid in Countdown. The game show uses the OED, which is not downloadable. My options: copy it manually or hack their servers.

As a failure in his late 30's who has had little life experience with normal things like jobs and relationships, I feel genuinely put upon to be expected to integrate into an increasingly hostile and divided society in which the very foundations threaten to crumble beneath us in a wave of ignorance.

My profile picture is my actual face. If services want to verify my age, just look at me you pricks.

My grandma, who has dementia, has begun to cook unsafely. For the first time in my life I yesterday had to prepare some lamb steaks so that she didn't accidentally poison us. Just now she put some beans on the hob and 30 seconds later she dished them out. I am quite sad.

Been generating some patterned tiles

Twelve men on twelve pedestals stare into my soul.
They see in the mist naught but reflections of themselves.
By standards of their own I am judged.
Now in darkness, never will I be known.

Here's a limerick I made up:

There once was a man called Schmitt
who took an enormous shit!
His anal contusion
was no illusion
He shouldn't have eaten that grit!

So... this is where all the cool people went, huh?

Already the atmosphere here seems a lot nicer than that other site.