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unusualbird.bsky.social
⛧.Goblin.⛧
@unusualbird.bsky.social
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30+ she/her/thing
Don’t be nice to me

I write stuff sometimes https://archiveofourown.org/users/Goblin_Pudding
Its ween

I have a massive wip for ween

It is not ready and will not be ready

Life is meaningless

I guess get ready for a slasher fic in fuckin January or something 😂
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Quote with your most kudos’d AO3 fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/460875...

That would be my big fat ass — I mean Glasgow Smiles! I desperately wanna go through and revamp this fic, honestly. My writing has gotten a lot better, and I feel like it deserves better grammatically.
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you synonymously change out “Americans” with “Stupids” then

TF141 goes to dinner
June 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
😩 soft bois!!

Also - PFFFFFT not Ghost being a confirmed dollar bin romance reader!! 🤣
May 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
wait wait wait does this count 😂 because hell yeah same hat
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just fucking dox me why don’t you
May 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Magician in question:
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Here is my cat being a pill bug
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The wheeze that left me
April 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Hm, I need a random little nobody OC to fill this role. I’ll pepper in some detail, but nothing crazy. Not like I’ll ever have to reference it again.”
April 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Love when the timeline’s got jokes 😂 me too, Merlin.
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ghost always enjoyed whittling little bits and bobs of random wood, little acorns and tiny animals, rough and choppy but it was relaxing so he didn’t care. Soap tells him he should stick at it, he’s ’really good,’ and ‘should get a little more serious about it.’

After Makarov, he does
March 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO beta Ghost’s nest winding up the Omega equivalent of a pigeon nest. Just throws some extra pillows and Johnny’s hoodie and stupid sock on the bed.

He is absurdly proud of it
March 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Fucking neck deep in WIPS over here

WHEN SUDDENLY

!

A NEW WIP
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yes I am crossposting NO I DONT CARE
March 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
WHEEEEEEZING
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Right! Make like a beyblade and let er’ rip mfer!
February 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
HOT DAMN, YEENY!! This was so delicious, holy hell. 🖤🖤🖤 Good morning to meeeeeeee
January 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Darby, Doober, Doobs, Woob, Woobie, Skrunkly Mans, Mah Boy, Bb, Mr. Handsome Bo Bandsome, sweet bb child is eleven years old today 🖤
January 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
January 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Don’t judge me
December 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
4.) What Inspires You To Write: honestly it varies so wildly, sometimes it’s something someone says, sometimes it’s just completely random.

5.) Line from a current WIP:
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Ok ill bite
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games

(How tf am I supposed to only pick four gimme a damn break)
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM